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I was once being very opinionated and showing divine conviction, only to accidentally type "would" instead of "wouldn't." So, I said exactly the opposite of what I was trying to say.
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I regularly write "sacred" instead of "scared" and "massages" instead of "messages".
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I told a group of people yesterday that I always wanted to be on the "10,000 dollar period".
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I once meant to type 'One sec' and typed 'One sex' instead. The person I was talking to asked if I was trying to order sex. xD Also, I have a very bad habit of switching two words and letters around. It makes for interesting conversations. I can't really think of any online examples, but once I was in class and meant to ask where two other students named Justin and Shelly were. It came out as Sustin and Jelly. T_T
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a guy that im getting to know dragged me into this convo and assumed i didnt know what dj(DISC jockey) stands for..i acted like miss"know it all" and i was like "duh! sure! what kinda idiot do you take me for?its dick jockey" with utter confidence! it always happens, i just remember that one
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One sex (i meant sec)
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I don't know if it counts, but a character in a world of warcraft guild once tried to reply to a beggar who was asking for gold "I'll give you 1 gold and a blow job" but forgot the channel she was speaking on was guild chat... She became VERY popular for it for some reason... ended up doing a comic about it, which you can have a laugh at: http://www.theflamingruby.net/chi/comic.php?num=14
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