Saw this sign in front of a liquor store this morning. can you top it? "On the 3rd, buy a 5th for the 4th"
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what some fireworks in your liver? stop here for the fourth. Alcohol and fireworks go together like alcohol and guns. Have a safe fourth of July.
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I definitely can't top it because I don't understand it.
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There was a promotion for Mr. Clean household cleaner. They were giving away one hoop earring in each bottle ('Mr. Clean' wears a single hoop earring). On the label it stated (in big bold lettering), "Buy two, get a pair!"
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A sign at a beauty salon: "If your hair isn't becoming to you, you should be coming to us."
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Sign seen at the entrance to a plumbers: "Don't sleep with a drip, call Nichols"
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At a radiator shop in Glendale, AZ. This is the best place in town to take a leak.
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Bathroom sign in a public facility: ************************************ Attention from the Janitorial Staff: Ladies - We aim to please Men - You aim too, please ************************************
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This one: A sofa store called 'Sofa King' "Our prices are Sofa King low!" Read it out loud, made me laugh when I first saw it : D
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YES. This sign is the name of the store (in Easton, Pa.) FAMILY LIQUOR STORE And right down the street from there is A grocery store, EAT & SHOP.
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