Who wins in a fight: a toddler with a lit zippo or a gasoline-soaked cat with a knife strapped to the top of its head?
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The King of Awesome
ANSWERS: 4
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I'm thinking that the cat is in serious trouble :(
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Neither. They are both toast.
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The cat. When they're on fire they're unstoppable. That poor toddler. Slashed to ribbons while roasting.
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I'm gonna go with the Toddler. They fall alot. They might hurt themselves on the knife a little, but the cat would be on fire quicker than you can say "RAAWWWR".
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