What's the craziest present that you got on christmas?
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stayblue4life
ANSWERS: 14
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A bag of coal as a joke.
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well if it counts that it was crazy for someone to get it for me. than this freakish sweater with all the pagean symbols of christmas on it, it was the most difficult acting of my life to pretend i lkied it.
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The book of Mormon... I am a practicing Catholic who moved to Utah for a few months. Seems the neighbors wanted me to join them in their practice.
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:WARNING: this Answer is Rated AB-MA for Mature Ab users only. Rainbow double heaeded Dildo. It was a joke. Lord jesus I hope it was a joke.
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omg when i was 14 i got a waffle maker from my oldest sister, ash for a week i never opened it and my older sister, linz, called me and asked if i opened the maker yet. i told her no and she told me it didn't work and there was a surprise inside. i opened it and there was a completly moldy blob inside. it was a waffle that had been made two weeks ago. since my sisters lived in Pheonix and i lived in north Nebraska, they put their presents together so i told her thanks for the other gift (sarcasticly) and she told me she only gave me the gift card. in conclusion, from ash, i got a broken waffle maker, a moldy two week old waffle, and a Boo-Boo Rescue and First Aid Kit. from Linz, i got a 25 dollar gift card. just enough to buy an X-Box! THANKS SIS!
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an empty box..isnt that crazy? lol yes that was the best present of them all..not!
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It's not crazy, but stupid. Men, pay attention to this one. My ex-boyfriend bought me a vaccuum. I was 18 years old. Shortly after, he became my ex. NEVER buy your woman a vaccuum for christmas, even if she asks for it.
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One year our family was having it a little rough, so we decided to give gag gifts. My brother gave me a pair of stretch, knee high socks with a scene from King Kong printed on them. Kong on the Empire State Building battling the planes. U-G-L-Y...but hilarious! :-D
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This wasn't Christmas, but it's a good story anyway. My mom and I were doing some sightseeing in San Francisco and stopped at a well-regarded restaurant called Park Chow for lunch. The special appetizer of the day was foccia bread with goat cheese. I ordered it and raved about how good it was. About 2 weeks later, my Mom's birthday present to me was a big hunk of goat cheese...:-D... That started a short-lived family tradition of giving hunks of cheese for presents.
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My stepdad bought me a unicycle...I dunno wtf he was thinking about. Might be cool for some kids...but I was certainly not that impressed. I did learn to ride it quite well though.
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One share of Google stock a couple of years ago. My wife got it at www.GiveAshare.com . It was cool, different, and the price has skyrocketed.
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my wife went on a christmas vacation and left me in new york all by myself.
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I got THE ugliest, most annoying ceramic music box while playing a White Elephant gift exchange at a Christmas party. There were 15 of us... 8 women. The party was hosted at my best friend's house, and right before leaving, I snuck the music box into her freezer. For the next two years, that ugly, Dove-shaped music box travelled from woman to woman, everyone that was at that party. I'd have Jamie over for dinner, and next morning BAM! there's the Dove in my pantry! Until Leslie finally broke it. Thank GOD that woman broke it. ^_^
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boxers i know your going to laght
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