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The bride cut the cake as you would if you had a Samurai sword; a chop at it from above. Very funny if you can picture it.
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The bride and bridesmaids all wore white tennis shoes.
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I was at a wedding where the Groom's job was in the flooring industry. So during the toast with everyone holding up their champagne glasses and the guests assembled including the priest and grandparents the Matron of Honor said "On your honeymoon may you lay more than tile." It got really quiet and there was a long pause.
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It was a backyard ceremony and also the groom's birthday. After the ceremony and the reception duties were done that's when the birthday celebration began. It started with everyone taking turns spanking him with a leather belt - which he seemed to enjoy way too much. Then someone took off their bra and put it on him and he decided to take off his pants as well - boxer briefs still on. It was also a friend of his' birthday too and that guy decided to get in on the "spanking festivities" and someone else put a bra on him and he took off his pants as well. About 30 or so people took turns with spanking. Then they decided to run around the yard like this and "moon" everyone there. Needless to say, the next day neither one of them could sit for very long - their asses were so purple, black and blue.
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i went to a wedding ceremony and then after went to the banquet hall, when i went to sit down at my designated table it was all full of people. when the matrie'd came to see what was going on, several people who were not invited to the reception were at our table and had to get up and be relocated. later, the bride and groom were asking guests if their gift envelopes had cash inside because they had to pay extra for the "crashers" the marriage only lasted 4 years because the groom's previous fiance dumped him and he went out and found the first girl that would accept his proposal. the husband cheated on the wife and she divorced him. her second marriage was no better, i think she and him split too. some people are not marriage material.
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At my cousin's wedding the bridesmaids had tricycle races in their dresses. At a friend's wedding the groom and bride smashed cake, and about half of it went right on down inside her dress, and he started trying to fish it out...
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The groom having had a bachelor party the night before the wedding and drinking way too much beer and tequila, until daylight. Noon (Catholic) ceremony and the bride and groom on their knees in front of the Priest and the groom is rocking back and forth and side to side with sweat pouring off of him. The Priest stops and asks if he is going to be OK. The groom just nods. The priest then goes in to auctioneer mode, performing the ceremony as rapidly as possible to get it done before the groom falls out. The bride was not real happy. Along the same lines I found this pretty funny:
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My sister's wedding they were doing the cake and my brother-n-law shoved it in her mouth and she fell backwards and hit the wall and slid down. Not a good first impression haha.
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Two people got married.
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when my son got married I was following the wedding party to the reception venue (I had not been before as the bride lives in a different part of the country. I got seperated from them at a junction, took the wrong turn and ended up 30 miles away. They had to hold up the reception for 2 hours while they sent someone out to look for me. I didn't have a mobile phone with me.
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The groom fainted in the middle of the ceremony.
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I was at an indoor wedding because of the weather. After everyone had walked to the front, we all turned to look back at the bride... as soon as they started to play the music for her to enter, the fire alarm went off!!! We all stayed and waited for it to end... turned out to be in the kitchen. Later, the family was joking around saying you cant get a better sign for get out of the marriage ASAP! haha
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