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sleidman
ANSWERS: 7
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is your ex-wife still single?
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I fired a general manager that worked for me because he told an employee that he asked god for guidance before coming to the decision that he had to let them go..the employee stayed..the GM..went :)
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It's not that you're no good at your job, it's just you're so fat we'd need a satellite to take the photo for your id card.
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I was fired from Disney for a totally BS reason (my roommate let her brother stay with us in company housing - he was under 18 but had nowhere else to go, and I told them I knew he had been staying there but had a friend who stayed off property that we could take him to rather than letting him get arrested). The lady who did it told me that she thought I had done the right thing and she wished she could keep me, but policy was policy. "Besides," she said, "you're SUCH a pretty girl, you don't need to work for us! You'll find a modeling job somewhere!" I didn't know what to say.
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We're giving you a promotion and a raise!
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"you have a nice chest and all, however; ........"
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your cash drawer was 100 bucks short again,( when you have never been short before, and are very good with counting out change.)
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