Are you my mother?
by 
Nate the Great
ANSWERS: 15
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If I was, then I would probably die of shock, since I am male and am probably younger than you
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I'm the wrong gender for that. But, given the picture in your avatar, it is distinctly possible that I am your father (musta been drunk that night)...;-D....
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Yes!! Im sorry I never told you. It was hard for me, it was hard for your father! We just couldnt handle a 14th child. Im sorry..
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I am a mother of 3, and I love every bit of it although we do have our moments.
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Don't be stupid I am a man!!!!!!!
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no
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Better ask Maury Povich..he has the envelope.
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I think so
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No, I'm Captain Yossarian, and you have flies in your eyes.
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Only if you are older than me, and I gave birth to you in my previous life.
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Were you born in a stable and laid in a manger? Was there a bright star overhead and camels in the parking lot? Is your name Josh? Yes? Oh darling, I've been missing you since you ran away from us when we took our family vacation to the temple in Jerusalem! Where have you been?
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Absolutely. Have you ever read that kid's book, Are You My Mother? Cute story.
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Yes now go and sit on the naughty chair!
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"Yes , now EAT UP YOUR VEGETABLES !!! "
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i hope not. are you my child?
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