When is it your cue to leave the public bathroom?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 21
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When two blokes begin an altercation with one another
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When you see writing on the wall of a stall that says "For a good time meet Bubba here at 3:00 pm" and your watch reads 2:59 pm.
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All the BEES that surround them inside and out - Plus the smell and trash
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When George Michael walks in high on drugs !!!! F*****G SCARPER !!
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When you walk in and see all men and you realize you went in the wrong door.
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After I've left my distinctive essence, my work is done. No need to linger.
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When you see a chalk outline and police tape around the toilet.
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Usually when the "I'm desperate" calls from outside.
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As soon as I'm done washing my hands.
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When there is no toilet paper.
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when the old lady in the stall next to you starts moaning
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When i have to breathe again.
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When there's 5 urinals, and 3 of them are occupied. Men's etiquette dictates that you maintain a 2-urinal buffer between pissers to avoid bird-watchers;)
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When you have finished your business and washed your hands.
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After I've washed my hands, of course.
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When you immediately step in a puddle. Or when you find a a terd in the urinal.
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Is there any reason to hang around after you're done? Shoot the breeze or something? (pardon the pun) Wash my hands not touching stuff in my usual germophobe style and book it!
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I leave promptly after washing my hands and crying them - oh - and throwing away the towel.
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When something slimy and pink pokes its nose through the small hole in the wall next to your face.
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AS soon as I'm done going or washing up.
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when you start to hear slurping sounds
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