by Chopsy the Diver on June 12th, 2007

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What's the worst thing to say when greeted by the Queen of England?

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  • by giveiturall on June 12th, 2007

    giveiturall

    Hey, you wanna come help us celebrate the 4th of July?

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  • by -O-uknow on November 16th, 2007

    -O-uknow

    "I thought they said I'd be greeted by Queen Latifah!"

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  • by Perryman on June 12th, 2007

    Perryman

    "So you are Camilla then? I thought that you were much younger".

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  • by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on August 20th, 2008

    killdrphil - reasonable for a madman

    You were a real bitch in that movie.

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  • by Symbeline on August 20th, 2008

    Symbeline

    Get your face off of my coins ya old skank. XD

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  • by .avallach on June 12th, 2007

    .avallach

    You have a booger. Let me get that for you.

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  • by Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano on June 12th, 2007

    Mrs.mezzo is a Wagnerian soprano

    Nice to meet you Sir.

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  • by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on June 12th, 2007

    Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin

    1) are those real jewels?
    2) Is Prince Phillip really a jerk?
    3) Queen ?, you ain't no Freddy Mercury.
    4) Did you get a boob job too?
    5) are those really Prince Charle's ear or sattelite dishes?

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  • by Simply msFortunate on June 12th, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    I can't see your eyes. May I iron your face?

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  • by Chris on August 20th, 2008

    Chris

    Is that you, Dad?

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  • by ACCOUNT CLOSED on August 20th, 2008

    ACCOUNT CLOSED

    "Fuck Monarchy!"

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  • by natzter the bionic has a broken hand on June 12th, 2007

    natzter the bionic has a broken hand

    Charles told me he wanted to take you bungie jumping so he could bump you off sooner coz hes getting bored now.

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  • by CousinVinny on June 12th, 2007

    CousinVinny

    “So, Mam, what is Tony Blair REALLY like?”

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  • by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on August 20th, 2008

    JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate

    Howdy ma'am!

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  • by Drublic on August 20th, 2008

    Drublic

    Can I get some tea with that crumpet?

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  • by Ben is a bit bored with the Internet on August 20th, 2008

    Ben is a bit bored with the Internet

    So...about that revolutionary war...yeaaaah. =)

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  • by Jecks on August 20th, 2008

    Jecks

    who the hell are you?

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  • by Inducted Kitty on August 20th, 2008

    Inducted Kitty

    So, Princess Diana said that you were a "REPTILE".
    I can see what she means, you DO look kinda scaly! or wait, are those just wrinkles? hmmm

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  • by Kal-El on November 16th, 2007

    Kal-El

    "Wow! You look a LOT older in person!"

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  • by Jeffers on July 14th, 2007

    Jeffers

    Nice hat.... really, anything.

    Protocol is to say something like "How do you do, Ma'am."

    If you were in a position to truly meet the queen (as opposed to the moments when she touches the crowd during a walk-about), protocol advisors will tell you exactly what to say, how she might respond, and what your behavior should be.

    One privileged to meet Her Majesty would not be the type of person to ignore the advice of protocol officers.

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  • by Anonymous on June 12th, 2007

    Anonymous

    Hey Babe !! What's shakin' ?

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  • by smart9426 on June 12th, 2007

    smart9426

    When are you going to abdicate?

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  • by weatherman taking week or so off on June 12th, 2007

    weatherman taking week or so off

    Howcum you're married to a Prince instead of a King?

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  • by 0i81too on June 12th, 2007

    0i81too

    My gawd, you little scammer you!

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  • by Inspector Javert on June 12th, 2007

    Inspector Javert

    Will you make my babies?

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  • by American idle on June 12th, 2007

    American idle

    Do you know Posh Spice?

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  • by Scifisuz on June 12th, 2007

    Scifisuz

    How's it hangin'?

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  • by -Icy- on November 19th, 2009

    -Icy-

    prince phillip wore me out last night, thanks for the loaner. +5

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  • by anddeb on March 4th, 2009

    anddeb

    does Harry still smoke pot?

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  • by The Bricklayer on March 4th, 2009

    The Bricklayer

    Does Phil make a good kebab?

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  • by Bowen on December 7th, 2008

    Bowen

    Are you a goer?

    Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge.

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  • by Anonymous on August 20th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Hi Liz hows the grand kids?

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  • by Stick it!! on August 20th, 2008

    Stick it!!

    wasup, dude

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  • by WaterMaster on August 20th, 2008

    WaterMaster

    Did you fart?

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  • by imortal on August 19th, 2008

    imortal

    so.... charls will be king then.....please don't die!

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  • by AnaContessa on November 16th, 2007

    AnaContessa

    "You know, a Tic Tac wouldn't kill you".

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  • by unknown on June 12th, 2007

    unknown

    Are those boobies real? Can I touch them? Can my puppie?

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  • by TheJoker on March 12th, 2009

    TheJoker

    Cheer up, you look like a bull dog licking piss off a thistle!

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  • by MotherTruckers on March 9th, 2009

    MotherTruckers

    Where'd you get the hat?

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  • by Polly Math on March 9th, 2009

    Polly Math

    Yo, bitchin!

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  • by AKW on March 9th, 2009

    AKW

    "What country are you Queen of?"

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  • by call me Kat on March 9th, 2009

    call me Kat

    "Girlfriend, where'd you get that UGLY hat?"

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  • by ConservativelyLiberal on March 9th, 2009

    ConservativelyLiberal

    I hear you used to be hot, what happened?

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  • by SoDifficult on March 9th, 2009

    SoDifficult

    "Lumberg fu@%ed her."

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  • by Im Alec has abandoned this account on March 9th, 2009

    Im Alec has abandoned this account

    Cromwell had it right,

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  • by Scooby on March 9th, 2009

    Scooby

    Is it ok if i call you Madge for short?

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  • by sickofgames on March 4th, 2009

    sickofgames

    g'day mate

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  • by Daze on March 4th, 2009

    Daze

    God save the queen!!
    she ain't no human being!!
    There is no future
    in englands dreaming!
    hahaha

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  • by raylrodr on March 4th, 2009

    raylrodr

    Now I see where Charles got those ears!

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  • by zetec144 on December 7th, 2008

    zetec144

    "I love your labour government!!!!", she'd think you were a pure piss taker!!!!

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