ANSWERS: 2
  • I've got 3... "Veni, vidi, vici" ~Julius Caesar (not sure about the spelling), which means "I came, I saw, I conquered." My revision: "I came, I saw, [I bought a nifty souvenier to show all my friends!]" "I'm not a real movie star; I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago." ~Will Rogers My revision: "I'm not a real movie star; I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 [minutes] ago." "People will forget what you said; people will forget what you did; but people will never forget how you made them feel." ~Bonnie Jean Wasmund My revision: "People will forget what you said; people will forget what you did; but people will never forget how you made them [give you the finger and shout profanities in front of their 3 year old after you cut them off]."
  • She not only takes the cake, she takes the pie, the brownies, the rolls, the eclairs, and the coffee - and then she burns the bakery down. Describes someone who's arrogant beyond belief.

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