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ANSWERS: 42
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Told you McDonalds was a bad idea.
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I can't because I am no more of the mortal world & therefore I don possess the means to do something that is physically impossible. Sorry but that is beyond any dead person's means to accomplish.
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What truck?!
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Spike Milligans was the best - 'I told you I was ill'
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CLOSED. BE BACK IN HALF HOUR.
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Holley 1985-.... Mother and Spinster
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dead not sleeping
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"Don't push the button", the sign said But oh, it was so big and red! So he pushed it without fright In the middle of his plight And was found later found too be dead.
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He Said Go hard or go home, He went hard, And then Went home.
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404 not found
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Here lies Ed, Yes, he is dead, He will no longer Bang his head.
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Bye and don't cry.
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BA DUM BUM CHSHHHH!!!!!!
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"I told you this WOULDN'T be a good idea."
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When I finally die and my time has come to pass bury me face down so the world can kiss my a**.
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Allison Olischar "I died long before this. Weeeeeeee!"
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What? This gun is loaded? (BOOM)
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my life was good my life was strong my life went along but my life IS intended to be celebrated!
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Honk if you miss me!
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Come here I will give you that tenner I owe you!
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Here lies M.B. What manor of man he was will be determined at the judgement!!!
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Here lies DreAnna...GET OFF MY GRASS...LOL
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__________________________________. <Well, I am dead, after all, and last I checked dead people couldn't write, much less carve things into stone, so I would imagine that if the task of writing my epitaph were left to me, it would remain blank.>
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Here lies a father of 29, He would have had more, But he didn't have time.
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Her name is marybeth and she died from a broken heart,,,She is in heaven with her husband of 16 years,,,god rest her soul and be with her friends and family...amen
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Here lies Jeff. He was a marginal son, a good husband and a great father. He really didn't have a way with words though. He was like something for something else.
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"Never has a woman been better pleasured in bed by another man"
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"She finally got that big promotion"
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"Worlds oldest living person"
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Sausage and cheese.
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Ba dum bum TSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Goodbye World, I had a nice time well visiting here.
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I told you I was sick!
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No death date for a long, long time...
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Under this little sod lies another :)
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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final words: "hey, look what i can do!"
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Just my name , I have not left any room on the headstone for any more than that. Either on the back, the front or the edges of the base.
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Angel in waiting
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Here lies BIKER, we sure did like her. shared her beer, we shed a tear buried beneath the green thank God 'cause she was mean!
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If I were to have one and I won't...it would read,"Vaya Con Dios"...Go with God.
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"Hey! I was just napping!"
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