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My mom taught 4th grade for years. The kids were studying Africa, and they were impressed about the crocodile-infested rivers and other dangers. A prim little girl asked my mother, "Mrs. W_____, when a crodocile is about to devour a Congo native, does it first remove the little clothing that he wears?"
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"did that man lose something in her mouth?" asks my 3 year old at the time, when to people were making out on the bench in a park.
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last week my 5 year old niece showed me her ice cream cone that her dad had dipped in hundreds and thousands. i told her that i liked those when i was 5 aswell. she then asked me "did they have ice cream in the olden days?" .......i was 5 in 1980!
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My little brother burped in the car (when he was real small) and started laughing and asked "Did you guys hear me fart from my mouth?"
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