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by Jade on June 1st, 2007
One of those cheap black garbage bags..cut a hole in the bottom for my head..make some armholes...then blow dry it till it is a bit more form fitting...hmmm..who needs more clothes?
by Sunblynd 5.0 on June 5th, 2007
Hell I'd just slip a sock on and walk out the front door.
by Stupid Motheryiffer on October 24th, 2007
my paws
by singwell-is off researching a lot on June 1st, 2007
Not a problem for someone who hangs out in Indonesian annually. ANy piece of material, sheets etc can be tied into a lovely kain or sewn into a sarong. Sarongs can be pulled up over the breasts and tied...That's mostly what I wear during the summer anyway. LOL
by Anonymous on June 1st, 2007
Man only.
Two pot covers. one for the front, one for the back, held on with a piece of garden hose.
Walk very slooooooowly.
by Keysha on June 1st, 2007
Bubble wrap!
by Twila_Zoned on July 10th, 2007
Wrap youself up in aluminum foil and tell any gawkers you are giving your tin-man/woman costume a test run before Halloween gets here....
by pam i am on June 1st, 2007
Points for a fun, quirky question:) If I were coming out from my home office, I'd use my world map taped up for a skirt with pasties made from post-its (the rainbow ones!)
by Gonzo on June 1st, 2007
Why would I want to cover myself , G?? What makes you think I'd want to hide my pride and joy away? Get it out in the open, I know I have.
by lucylucy on October 3rd, 2008
id call my sister
by jane doe fawn on September 20th, 2008
my high heels and lipstick
by Firebrand on June 2nd, 2007
I think I could make a very nice bikini with some white cabbage leaves. being white it would make me look more tanned too.
by still loves cheerios on July 9th, 2007
I'd use a poster of a body builder
by silhouette on June 10th, 2007
Just my 2 hands is enough to cover my FACE and not my body. I will cover my face so nobody will know who own that naked body trying to get out from the house to get a clothes.
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on June 9th, 2007
If I were going out to "get some" the pseudo-clothes would be unnecessary, no? ;-)~
by Punny on August 22nd, 2007
I would use a large potholder for my right boob, and small potholder for my left one, and a whole roll of paper towels to cover my private parts.
by Just another bagger on August 19th, 2007
The best way to 'get some' would be to not wear anything at all, it only takes a few postal workers or other workmen to see your beaver and your off and running.
by SMores on June 2nd, 2007
Oh probably make a skirt from CD's taped together wtih duct tape (in my head it looks very cool) and probably a tube top made from paper mache..
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on June 1st, 2007
Logically, blankets. For fun . . as a male, I would use a didgeridoo for the front (and yes, I have one) and a French Horn (yes, I have one) for the back. I'm sure the neighbors would be talking for years!!!!
by Olero on August 26th, 2008
Why cover up?
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on November 22nd, 2007
I would fashion a three piece suit from the Sunday newpaper, shoes from a Kleenex box and a hat from toilet paper and duct tape.
by Stupid Motheryiffer on November 22nd, 2007
a condom
by Friartuck on November 14th, 2007
Hmmm, I reckon I'd use two saucepan lids and one very large pair Groucho Marx Glasses - complete with fake nose and moustache...
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on October 24th, 2007
I have some old dining chairs in my garage I could take the material from the seat covers and use duct tape to form the seams and give it a contemporary modern look to make a skirt and top. For shoes I think I could cut some cardboard and again use duct tape to cover it and give it an attractive look.
by Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989 on September 19th, 2007
I'd get two teacups and put string around the handles, drape the string over my shoulders with the cups covering up my boobs(the cups are small) and hook it under my legs and meet the string with the handles at the front. The lower half a tea towel with the corners tied round my legs to cover my bum and front bits!! :D
No actually safety pins are more reliable!
LOL At this question!
by anonymous on August 19th, 2007
Tea towels, ever heard of the Dance of the Seven Veils??
by LadyLuck on August 5th, 2007
I would turn my silk sheets into a dress / toga thing using the cell phone chargers wires (belts) and some of the big plastic clip things on my computer desk. I'm thinking shoes could be fashioned out of the old DVD cases I have laying around, tying them on with the same electrical cord theory that I used for the dress.
by curiousgal10123 - respect mah AUTHORITAY on August 4th, 2007
i'd make a duct tape over paper bikini (the paper so it wont be painful for easy removal...)
by Patti jo on July 18th, 2007
I have a really neat swing in my home , so If I'm going out swinging , I'll wrap my swing around me - lol
+5
by Anonymous on July 18th, 2007
i would use a painting of sadam hussian or hitler. they cld kiss my ass..x
by cupcakexcutie on July 14th, 2007
take down cloth shower curtain.
turn upside down.
leave rings on.
STYLISH!
by Penny The Wise on July 9th, 2007
I would go with Aluminum foil, and to rough out those nasty edges I would use Saran Wrap. This way the aliens won't get my information AND I'll look stylish!
by I love my baby on July 9th, 2007
Cloth Place mats for a skirt and doilies for a top.
by ChelseaMark on June 9th, 2007
I'd just wear one big wooly sock. Where is up to your imagination.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on June 9th, 2007
I would cover my chest with my large black and white cat, he is big enough to cover me. For my crotch I would make an aluminum foil pair of panties.
by Sonja911 on June 5th, 2007
I would toga wrap my diningroom drapes around my butt and run to Wal-Mart. Those folks don't care how ya look.
by Mrs.Dufresne on June 5th, 2007
My hair is long enough to cover my top half and for my bottom half I'd make a skirt out of......................<contemplates>...............tinfoil.......>^-^<
by Anonymous on June 5th, 2007
Get some what??
A flat monitor for the front.
A math textbook for the back.
by Chopsy the Diver on June 5th, 2007
Tortilla and spaghetti bikini!
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on June 2nd, 2007
A large red duffel bag, cut out holes for arms, legs and leave the zipper down far enough for head. (that zipper part could have double meaning I suppose)
by Jimmyz101 on June 1st, 2007
Tissue box or cushions
by Seraphim Shinobi on June 1st, 2007
going with the duct tape idea, just for get going out to buy clothes, just make them out of duct tape!!! who needs walmart when you've got duct tape?
by Inspector Javert on June 1st, 2007
A bath towel toga, of course! What other clothing is needed?!!?
by DUNNO on June 1st, 2007
i would make a dress out of my shower curtan.
by FreeRadical Jetpacking for Nelson on June 1st, 2007
Well, there is always the trusty garbage bag with a hole for your head.
by DreAnna on June 1st, 2007
Get a couple of the breakfast/tv trays..one for the front on in the back..grab some duct tape..Purple duct tape of course..wanna look nice..tape them together at the sides and go
by Jon_907 on December 10th, 2008
Garbage bags, klenex boxes,
by TimesWatcher on December 7th, 2008
I'd throw a curtain rod across my shoulders like an old water pail yoke, and wrap the curtains around me. "I saw it in the window and just HAD to have it!"
by Nova on October 5th, 2008
I'd paint my body with latex paint. And who knows, maybe I'd decide that clothes are unnecessary and just walk around naked for the rest of my life.
by johnnyqwest on September 20th, 2008
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Comments
Hefty wear is all the rage this year! thanks:)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 1st, 2007
How very creative of you. Youd look like one of the california raisins..you remember them?
by justme32 loves the weekends on June 2nd, 2007
yep...my thoughts exactly
by Jade on June 2nd, 2007
BTW..great to see ya and congrats on all your good grades. You are going to be SUCH an awesome nurse. :-)
by Jade on June 2nd, 2007
People would just think that you're going to a Cyndi Lauper concert. ;)
by Halskiisaklink on June 9th, 2007
I went skinny dipping with a few friends in the Pound Ridge reservoir about 35 years ago. We got busted, of course, by a typical overstuffed old sheriff who couldn't keep from ogling Linda, and that gave Jerry a chance to swim the other direction, heading across to the far shore. Those of us who walked up to the sheriff were permitted to dress and follow him into town to get booked and harassed while the rest of the cops ogled Linda. By the time we all returned home, Jerry was waiting for us, to tell us about the garbage bag he had borrowed from a couple who were fishing. He stuffed it with vines to hide his little boy parts and secure it about his waist, and hitchhiked back to Stamford beating us there by a half hour. Hefty worked for him quite well.
by rdrainer on July 9th, 2007
LOL...What a great story!! :-D
by Jade on July 9th, 2007
LMAO!!!!!
by ahem ahem on March 29th, 2008
LMBO! Very creative!
I sure hope "Linda" was "well-endowed".
by R_Berue on July 4th, 2008
ha... that was great!
by earthy_kindred on October 30th, 2008