A ghost comes to your bed one night, and attempts a conversation with you. What do you say to break the ice?
by 
Metaphiz
ANSWERS: 23
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So...dead eh? That sucks.
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so how long have you been staring at me before i woke up? ugle sight aint it.
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So, uh, should I be scared here? Or did you just want to talk?
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You can't fool me... I see right through you!
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"aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" --"umm..hey hows life?"(proceeds to feel like an ass for saying that out of nerves)then says," I mean hows life on the other side". ^or.. -"i fricken swear i come in peace!". i'd be afraid..then realize he's hopefully more afraid of me --yes i do realize hes supposed to say he comes in peace but i'd have beat him to it or, "take the bed just let me live!". -attempts to either run or rip the bed out of the floor and give it to him. or,lets say i was extremely high on life and a litle unaware there was an actual alien in my room.. i'd say "heeeyyyy, have you ever had pizza on your planet..lets go try some, eh?" or^ "i hope your caspers cousin!!!!" or^ who knows maybe i would become insaine and start babbling,saying, "i ooonnncee did a project on juuuuupiteeeer and nooooowwwww yoourrr innnn myyyy rooommmmmmm. holy crappeerrrssss" -mind you, this is if i wouldn't have already passed out and went to alittle place i like to call shockville j/k(in shock)
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"WTF do you want"?
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"Avaunt, Miss Bailey" then he cried. "You've come to fright me, really." "Good Captain Smith," the ghost replied, "You've used me ungenteelly. The coroner's quest goes hard with me Because I've acted frailly. And Parson Biggs won't bury me Though I'm a dead Miss Bailey." "Dear Ma'am," said he, "since you and I Must once for all accounts close, I have a one-pound note in my Regimental small-clothes. Bribe the sexton for your grave." The ghost then answered gaily, "Bless you, wicked Captain Smith, Remember poor Miss Bailey." Kingston Trio tune.
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Just 10 more minutes, Ma!
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I would crack an eye open, look at the ghost and say... "I was trying to SLEEP here. Come back in a few hours."
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I think it is his/her obligation to begin the conversation. I would be too busy soiling myself.
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How's death treatin' you?
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"Are you the ghost of past, present or future"?
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HellooooOOOOoooOOOoooOOOOoooo
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"I am in great distress," "The Philistines are fighting against me, and God has turned away from me. He no longer answers me, either by prophets or by dreams. So I have called on you to tell me what to do." Source: 1 Samuel 28:15 http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Samuel%2028%20;&version=31;
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Don't you scare me with your.... BOOOO!!!
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So.. Ehhh. Come haunting here often?
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"Did you forget your chains? Did you want to borrow mine?" or "So, how's the weather...there?" or "BOO! Ha! Did I scare you?" or "I need to use the restroom because I'm crapping myself right now. Do you swear not to peek?"
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What's brings you to this place? Did you die on this acre of land? What's your name? Like being a ghost?
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Ya want the left side or the right?
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"so... you like... stuff...?" that's a ralph wiggum quote, he's my hero.
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WHOOOOO you gonna call? Ghostbusters!.
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So... you're a ghost eh? How's that workin out for ya? Screw with any family latley...y-you know... make em... make em leave there home or....? I mean, I don't really know what it is you ghosts do but I'm totally cool with you. You cool with me? We're cool right? You're not gonna go all amity ville on me and possess me? Cause like,that just not very polite. I think you should definitely talk to those ghosts. I mean that is if you can like... socialize or whatever... *clears throat* so... how bout them Pens? (or any other sports team) wow that was an unnecessarily long answer
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so do you have a girlfriend? lawl
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