shalom!

Oi! Priest dude! Thats complete bulls*%¤ and you know it!

Shhhhhhh.

Boooooooooorrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinngg!

Excuse me, but you don't belong here.

"Did somebody fart, or did all hell break loose?"

Church? Hmmm...I'd say I shouldn't say anything about my religious beliefs, or my interpretation of the Bible, that's for sure. On a funny note, I guess I shouldn't say, "Are we at the wine part, yet???", "I found Jesus! He was under the pew...", or "My Goddess gave birth to your God."

hmmm,this tastes pretty good for the body of a 2007 year old jew.

Is this where they serve the bread and wine?

Who's the bloke in the frock?

Hey look, honey! They're passing out free money in these little baskets!

*yawning* *rubbing eyes* "who turned the tv volume up when i went to sleep"

The following quote from Bad Boy Bubby: "You see, no one's going to help you Bubby, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles - we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no God. There can be no God; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than God ever arranged the earth. We measure; we plot; we create wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before a God who slaughters millions of innocent children, slowly and agonizingly starves them to death, beats them, tortures them, rejects them. What folly to even think that we should not insult such a God, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think God out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Bubby: think God out of existence; take responsibility for who you are."

"Is it in yet?"

Mummy did Jesus ride a dinosaur to church?

Hey, so when do they sacrifice the goat?

That Habbit is HOT sister ! Can I take a peek under that robe ?

ZzZZZZZzz

HOMELESS PERSON: SO, THIS MUST BE SOME PRETTY GOOD FOOD LOOK AT THE TURN OUT.

Anything, you should be listening.

so Kati...did your girlfriend ever get that abortion?

Yawwnnnn you are really boring me...Speak faster so we can get this over with and leave

Oops, wrong church. Sorry, people!

Can we just make the human sacrifice already?

Excuse me, can I get some more wine over here?

don't hog the bong

Can't I get my own glass of wine?

Anything Hateful!

oops!forget my wallet home.

Where is the waitress...the service in this place sucks.

bingo!!!!

why the hell would i wanna put my money in that little basket?!!!

During the part when you get the cracker: "No, thanks. I don't wanna fill up on the Jesus."

Start singin Highway to hell at the top of your lungs.

"Now, where the hell is this Jesus guy?"

"Virgin" Mary my ass...

During catholic communion "Oh MY God It Burns!!!"

"God Damn America"

Jesus Tittyf*cking christ.

Zzzzzzzzzz (Snoring LOUDLY)

When does the Movie start?

"Jesus Sucks!"