What not to say to the cleaning lady?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 29
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You probably shouldnt follow her around all day, saying: "You Missed a spot."
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You missed a spot.
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I hope that's not the same rag you used on the toilet.
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"My daughter cleans better than you, and she is two."
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Um....how much extra for *really* big blood stains?
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Can you hurry it up a little or do you always clean as slowly as possible?
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Sorry I had a party and people got "sick" , Its a real mess, here's an extra $20
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DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPERIENCE OR IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME?
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How are you, you old scrubber !
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Ihave a cleaning service, the one that ticks me off is "Can I post date your check?)
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"Hablas Espanol?" (...Okay, whoever downrated had better not had found that "offensive" because that was the point I was going for. Apparently, I have to clarify on these things...)
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Are you finish yet? Are you finish yet
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Dannng...youre not done yet.
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I can't find my rings..did you take them?
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scrub faster biatch!
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"Can I see you in the bedroom for a minute? No, you can leave the broom, there's something else we need to focus on..."
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If I give you another $1.50 will you mow the lawn?
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"Oh, and while you are at it, you can clean the toilets too."
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Which pyrex dildo is your favorite, the long curved one or the short bumpy one?
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Will you marry me?
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So is this all you do for a living?
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Please don't mind the stains on the tablecloth, I couldn't find a tampon in time.
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you missed a spot...
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Could you feather dust my balls? Then point to a pile of golf balls :)
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When you are done, do the dishes in the kitchen and clean up after the kiddies party, and then you may clean my hummer truck for the car show tomorrow, and move it bitch
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I am interested more in you and your company.
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I don't care if you're not from that kind of cleaning service I am paying good money and I want to see you clean in the nude now strip or get the hell out. lmao
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Ever see that episode of Las Vegas where Ed hurts himself golfing and has to stay in bed? Sandra Bernhardt is his psycho cleaning lady. The phone rings and it is someone giving Ed a referral for a new cleaning lady and saying sorry the other didn't work out. And then Sandra goes crazy and basically holds Ed hostage in his own home.... I guess that is more what not to let someone ELSE say in front of your cleaning lady!
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You missed a spot. You know she's just thinking "shut the fuck up."
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