What not to say to a flight attendant?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 20
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Hi Jack. When did you start working here ?
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Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? Are we nearly there yet? lol
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Hey, stewardess! Get me a beer, huh, would ya toots? *Smacks on the behind* Thanks, you're a real doll. By the way- wanna join the Mile High club? I'll meet ya in there in half an hour- I'm what you've been waiting for all yer life!
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"How about you and I make like Osama and blow this joint?"
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man this bomb is digging into my side....
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This flight the bomb!
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Can I eat your peanuts?
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Have you got a lighter please ?
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True story: my husband was on a flight with a very overworked and cranky flight crew. You know those phones they have on the back of each middle seat? When they started the movie, my husband flagged down one of the flight attendants and said the following: "waitress, my remote control isn't working (as he was pointing the phone at the TV screen)". She laughed so hard she bought him a beer.
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Did you bring a parachute your gonna need it here in a few!!!!
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You wouldn't happen to have a wristwatch I could borrow, would you? You see, I was packing a bunch of stuff to keep myself entertained on the flight over, but I seem to have forgotten to pack my egg timer, and now the rest of the stuff is completely useless...
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Wanna go down?
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Where are the exits? Do you want one of my cigarettes?
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Does my Bomb look big in this?
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Why do you work here? I like the other Flight attendant better.
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Aren't you glad you're pretty?
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"Stewardess...why are all of you so cranky?"
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If you value your life you probably shouldn't say this to any woman: "That skirt makes your ass look really big."
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I don't know about what not to say..but you definitely shouldn't grab pillows and blankets out of the overhead compartment and start tossing them to your fellow passengers. You won't be treated very well for the entire flight:)
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I'm a flight attendant, and something you shouldn't do is poke us to grab our attention. Ring your call button or say, "Excuse me, ma'am/sir?" Don't say: What do you have to drink? (the menu is in the magazine) What are we flying over?/What's that out the window? (We don't know and don't have time to ask the Captain) And don't call us stewardess or stewards; we're flight attendants.
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