Why do things go "bump" in the night?
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giveiturall
ANSWERS: 17
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Because the house is quiet and the house is settling
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Because things don't see too well in the dark.
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Because I know my wife gets up to go pee at night so I leave the chest of drawers open.
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Things go 'bump' at any time of day. But, at night, when we can't seem to identify their cause because of darkness, they take on a greater significance and seem more important to us. This is totally justifiable from a survival point of view.
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Because the sock smurfs are out stealing one sock from a pair...Darned smurfs!
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going "bump" in the dark is not always a bad thing!
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Because people are making love
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Because daytime sex isn't for everybody.
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Hot, steamy, sweaty sex.
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One of the cats knocked it off the counter.
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so does it go bump or pop?
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because bumping is fun!
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because they are ugly and should go bump in the dark
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That was just me wandering around in your basement last night. Sorry to wake you!
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Things go bump in the day too..its just not as quiet so you dont notice
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Someone forgot to follow rule #373 of life, "Never re-arrange furniture before going out on tequila binge".
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Specifically to scare me.
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