Why are you sitting in that tree?
by 
hdsquaver spark
ANSWERS: 31
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Do I look like George of the Jungle. Friend to you and me.
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I'm too lazy to climb down. I'm waiting until Autumn, (Fall), then I'll just fall off with the leaves! :-)
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I'm waiting to see if the squirrel has any nuts to spare.
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That's where my birdie eggs are.
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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"You can fall from the sky, you can fall in love with me, but the best way to fall is out of a tree." according to Keith Richards.
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I felt like jumping out of something, I figured a tree would work just as well as anything.
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Why are you standing down there?
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To get my makeup out of the knothole.
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I decided I needed to branch out. My friends called me a sap but I told them to leaf it out. They think I'm bark-ing mad. I said it's knot a problem but perhaps you can help me get to the root of it. Have you twigged yet? Ho ho ho
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Its not a tree,Its a chair.
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The view is lovely from up here and this is also my treehouse.
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do you see the river that is flowing right next to this oak tree , well iam about to dive from the top of this tree into the river below and have a nice skinny dip.
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trying to get the bloody cat down that WAS stuck, but oh my shit, I'm now stuck, help puss...please!
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Im stuck!
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I'm communing with nature.
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I have a computer in a tree?
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Leprechaun told me to...
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I climbed up here not realizing how high I was going and now I don't know how to get down! Can you give me a hand please?
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Well I needed to hide from work, are you on that branch above?
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you said you'd meet me here so where the hell are you?
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Oh I'm just waiting to drop an egg bomb on hads head :)
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And I guess you'll want to know why I'm using binoculars huh and a video camera? I'm undercover....go away.
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i am smoking things.... legal cigs and no so much legal...that my wife would be mad at me for.
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Waitng for a cookoo :)
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i'm with my girlfriend K I S S I N G !!! LOL
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I answered before, but this time I'm serious! I set fire to my neighbours grass, and he's PISSED! I tried to calm him down but he came to me with a knife, so I scaled the tree! Haha to him, I'm safe in the tree and his knife was ordered from ebay, blunt, very blunt! I will bide my time, then climb down the tree, and open up cans of whoop ass!! Can I?
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I'm trying to relax.
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Waiting for a certain person to pass by so I can drop something on her.
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Because i needed some air and fruit, if you don't mind.
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I dunno. I went out drinking last night, and woke up here this morning... and I can't get down.
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