Would anybody here like to have some good old fashioned English sex with me?
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Not really.
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Do I get Australian citizenship?!
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Ah English sex. That would be the kind you have with a football hooligan you met freezing your t*ts off queuing to get into a dodgy Essex nightclub on a Friday night after ten bottles of Smirnoff Ice. I think I'll give that one a miss.
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Ah, yes, yes, spiffing body you have there, absolutely spiffing. Like a 1938 Jag. Mmmmmm, so good you could lick cream off it. Spoil the paintwork though, haha! Yes, indeedy, a truly stonking figure, I wouldn't mind getting you to sample a bit of my spotted dick, as it were! Phwoooaar! Haha! Marvellous, absolutely marvellous. Naturally, we would have to turn the light off, and then I could give you a damn good rogering. A really good seeing too, just like back in the good old days, we didn't stand for any of that namby-pamby moisturise and flossing nonsense in the Forces, I can tell you! Yep, I'm up for it, I'll give you a damn good thrashing! And then tea and biscuits afterwards? Right-o, toodlepip!
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