What not to say to someone in the dentist chair?
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Chosun One
ANSWERS: 16
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Ooh! Watch where that lands nurse. He may well need it later...
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Wow! You're my first real patient!
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"Your kinda sexy, I cant wait to get you under anesthesia!"
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EDIT : Let it pain !!!
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Do you really need all those teeth anyway?
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Lay back I have to get a bigger drill
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Damn, you bring new meaning to "take a bite out of crime"; with those teeth you would stop crime all together!
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Eww your breath stinks. Thats probably coz ibe just taken out more teeth and drilled more then i should have.
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What did you say your blood type is?
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The guy who was in just before you had a heart attack.
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to the nurse she is next to the chair." we are out of novacane and any kind of painkillers, so we have to the work anyway."
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"I'm afraid I'm going to have to use the sledge hammer on this one." "Don't worry though, there is a Home Depot down the street. I'll be back in a minute."
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OOOOOO, that looks bad.
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Spread em! I'm coming in!
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This is my colleagues first day in surgery he is practising for his exams . You have the honour of being his first patient for a root canal
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"Oops..."
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