The best solution I can think is to go to the emergency room at the hospital and have it removed.

Go to E/R immeadiately.

Quit pulling my leg. This is as stupid as it gets.

Yes, ER makes sense. You've had it in your nostril for a day already. Perhaps working it down from the outside of your nose might work. But, I think the ER is the place for you.

get some peper or something that makes you sneeze and try to sneeze,keep sneezing.that should do it.(the air that a sneeze expels can reach speeds upto over 155 mph or 252 kmh you know!)

Thoughts: 1. Your daughter has a very cool dad who doesn't mind doing silly things to make her laugh. 2. Try massaging the bridge of your nose to get the mucous going and encourage the carrot to come out. 3. If that fails, go to the ER.

Go get yourself a super strong onion, chop it into pieces and keep crying till the ol' snot-locker is flowing with lots of slimy snot. Keep your face looking downward at the floor and DO NOT suck up -- you just have to let the snot drip and ooze downward which hopefully will lubricate the carrot fragment and carry it out with the rest of the goo. If that doesn't work, you will seriously have to go to the ER. Docs have removed stranger stuff. DO NOT try that screw thing. All you'll do is push the carrot further up your nose. And/or injure yourself and possibly get an infection.

1. tweezers?????? 2. message it out 3. ER

Gee, it's almost a year later, hope you got that thing out by now.

When I was little I stuck a pussy willow up my nose and asked my mother for a fork to get it out with, she used tweezers. I had to use tweezers with my son when he stuck a piece of metal up his nose, I know, it runs in the family. Anyway I suggest getting someone to try that but failing that you should go to the ER as it might rot in there.

since it sounds like you have a small child, you should have a small bulb irrigator like for cleans ick out of baby nose. make of a solution of 1/8 teaspoon salt in warm water and use this to irrigate that side of the nose. use one finger to hold the other use closed, hold head over sink, Do NOT suck water in just gentle squeeze bulb and water will go up in nose loosing object, keep head down so object can fall out, you can help by keeping finger over other side of nose and blow gently salt water taste nasty but is sterile.

ha ha ha ROFL ROFL !!!!!!

If it hasn't dessicated and fallen out by now, just give it up:-)

tweezers?

Well, if it's still in there a year later...have you considered a cork screw? Pouring boiling hot water up your nose to cook it? That will soften it up a bit, but might hurt just a little and it does take a while for carrots to cook so..well..get used to pain, but what the hell.. You've had a carrot up your nose for a year so what's a little pain? A fish hook might work too and like boiling water ..well, you guessed it..more pain, but what the heck.. You've had a damned root stuck in your nostril for a almost a year . Has it grown in that time? Do you have leaves sticking out anywhere we should know about? If so carrots are easy to pull out of the ground so a nostril should be a piece of cake unless of course the leaves are growing out your ears by now in which case, please, don't pull. That could cause severe hearing loss among other problems as you might well imagine. So..tell us.. How has this effected your career? Have you received a raise for your ingenuity or did the company claim this genius idea as their own so THEY could patent it instead of you? And how has your daughter been throughout this media frenzy? Is she coping with stardom well? Her dad IS a celebrity or should be by now anyway. One more question...why haven't you been on David Letterman's stupid human tricks yet or did I miss that one?