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by ChicChick on October 3rd, 2007
It really depends on the person. Some guys are very visual. You show them a little boob and they're already good to go. Some guys require a bit more stimulation. A few well placed kisses and licks usually do the trick. And then there are those guys for whom having an erection is like getting a bill through congress and the Senate. Those guys you just have to grab their you-know-whats and work it like you're trying to start a fire. Once the blood finally makes it way downtown, it's time to get it on.
by ChicChick on October 25th, 2007
Stimulate any of the senses.
Show some skin.
Talk dirty.
Let him touch you.
Cook a full course Italian meal? =)
by Courtni on May 3rd, 2007
I like to start out slow with my partner, I'll begin kissing him very gently on his lips and make my way down to his neck. After kissing and biting (we're into that) him there for a couple of minutes I slowly work my way downward. I like to leave soft kissing all the way down his chest and stomach until I reach his 'member'. Of course by this time he's already hard but I think it's half way to do with because he knows what's in store for him.
You can get a man hard in many ways, from talking dirty to him or fondling his manhood. My husband always likes the unexpected oral sex to get him hard. Experiment with your partner and see which acts makes him hard the quickest. The best way to do it really depends on the person you're doing it to.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on October 1st, 2007
Say ok
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on October 29th, 2007
Pour cement over him.
by Nicole12 on October 1st, 2007
as you're giving head play with his balls
by singwell-is off researching a lot on December 31st, 2007
someone with goals and purpose, together with a little humility.
by Anonomous on December 31st, 2007
Some men look at whats between the ears.
by Scamperator on December 31st, 2007
MY biggest turn on is a well rounded shapely Arse complimented by a soft cute face!
by psych31mwo says call me Mark on December 31st, 2007
Personally, I think a pretty smile and eyes go a long way with the personality; the boobs are just a nice bonus :)
by NotYourAvgPsycho on October 29th, 2007
For me, her simply showing up for the date generally works.
by Zack on September 14th, 2007
Getting naked usually did it for me.
by Cyanotic Wasp on August 29th, 2008
Kill him and wait for rigor mortis to set in.
by Worzel on December 31st, 2007
Probably someone a bit more modest about themself.
by Mr n Mrs M... on December 31st, 2007
nice eyes
by I m Out of here on October 29th, 2007
Dip you finger in your cunny when no one is looking walk up to him (the more public the better)look him in the eyes <(optional) put your little digit in his mouth and watch him spring in to action. I know I couldn't help getting hard in front of her family and trying to hide it when it was done to me. Mind you I love to perform cunnalingus and not all do so, keep this in mind be for youy try it. I loved it!
by I love my baby on September 14th, 2007
The easiest way of all is to ask him and he will be ready for you to continue.
by allikatzpop on September 6th, 2007
slip him a cialis before bed ...wait an hour ...then wake him w/ a bj
by Rufus_T_Firefly on November 22nd, 2009
Show up naked... with beer.
by Kravenhead on January 1st, 2009
Show up, we're easy.
by trynfinity on January 14th, 2008
For me & my guy (not all guys r the same). If I start off licking his nipples while I help him rub my pussy, & at the same time start rubbing his dick. That's a good start, but if you want to really get him ROCK hard finish getting him hard in your mouth while with very wet fingertips rubbing his nipples.You'll love the reaction & he'll love the technique!
by Prime wants the old AB back on December 31st, 2007
Soft cheeks, beautiful eyes and compassion. Once of the major reasons that I married my wife was for her compassionate nature.
by iCringe 4 Love on December 31st, 2007
smarts, sense of humour, and a really big transformer collection :P
by crushedbutterfly on December 31st, 2007
Good personality....
Are you somewhere good in life with a career or in school paving yourself to have a career?
Maybe they want someone at their level
Assuming you don't have one
by latinalover on October 1st, 2007
I like a gurl to touch herself than takes off her shirt
by Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections. on October 1st, 2007
Strip but leave the heels on!
by saint nist on June 3rd, 2007
There are several ways to get him ready for action...
1) Oral sex use your lips to rubn the under nethe of his penis (Thats what I like from my girl...)
2) You could put on satin panty & rub his penis with your satin covered panty (MAYBE) with some lube to help him get hard...
3) You can also use porn or internet porn as a way to get him ready for you but dont let him orgasm till hes inside you...
by Hazel05c on November 22nd, 2009
looking into there eyes smileing then making it very obiousy, look down at his nob. look back up with a smile put your special "turning on" eyes and bite your top lip. that normaly works for me :) x
by Indyla on July 16th, 2009
Play with his chest nipples. That is an extremely sensitive area for some men.
Caress his temple.
by TheMan--- on June 4th, 2009
Black/red lingerie.
by endowed - out on May 15th, 2009
Me being a man, there are so many ways. Some of the ways my wife gets me hard, as alwayscurious said, putting my cock in her mouth. What also works is when she talks dirty to me ... but follows through with what she says too. Otherwise talking dirty is just words and won't work. But when she says "I want to suck on your big cock and ride it and then I want you to pound my ass" ... it's an almost instant hard on.
by Anonymous on May 6th, 2009
Rub against him. Finger his cock. Suck it. Roll his balls.
Kiss him with the tongue. Take off your clothes. (A striptaase isn't a bad way.) Play a stripping game.
Those are some ways you can do it.
by beezkneez on January 8th, 2009
wake him up with a blowjob. they freakin love it. I used to think they might find it creepy, but apparently it's like the best thing in the world.
by cath on September 22nd, 2008
well yes every guy is different some or more visual some more physical, i just flaunt my sexy panties or lick his cock or talk dirty and he's hard instantly ;)
by frequentuser on June 11th, 2008
grab his you know what
by CarolinaTarheels on March 19th, 2008
With most men it takes a little visual, some men like dirty talk, and for the really hard ones it might take a little more. You might have to kiss and lick them down there, that should do the trick. Or you could always slip them half a viagra, jk, lol.
by Slim746 on March 18th, 2008
My woman uses spontaneous sexual surprises to get me hard. To be awakened in the morning by her sucking my penis is one of the most erotic things I have ever experienced.
by Veldingst on March 17th, 2008
Rub down his penis while making grunting sounds of pleasure.
Sexy Shower Sex.
Let him touch you.
Get really naughty and wiggle his weinie.
That'd get me going^^
by Sweet T on March 10th, 2008
Give him that, I want to F^$% you look. Works everytime!
by Anonymous on December 30th, 2007
To make him wait a long for u.Make him hungry for sex
by Habba Wants Pizza on December 10th, 2007
Touch his lollipop.
by joebud on November 20th, 2007
Get naked, fondle the boobies, show some puss, and ask if you can give him a BJ because doing it really turns you on. (Wow, it just worked for me ;-D )
by Zack on October 29th, 2007
For me flash those big beautiful eyes and say something smart and I'm hooked.
by Zack on October 2nd, 2007
OMG!! That was meant to be read by a woman. I'm straight, I think.:-)
by Chaysgirl24 on September 27th, 2007
Bite it! LMAO
by buster on November 17th, 2009
I'm assuming this is before he is naked, so here are a few options:
-Sit on his lap
-Talk about your morning shower (in detail)
-Tell him about your favorite sexual positions
-Wear a short skirt, then drop something so you can pick it up in front of him
-Tell him that your panties are giving you a front wedgie
-eat ice cream suggestively in front of him
-blow in his ear
-tell him you think you sat on something, then point your butt at him and ask him to check.
-Tell him a story about how someone caught you naked one time.
-Complain that you are really itchy because you just shaved your pubes -kiss a girl in front of him, or just tell him you did
-hand him a pair of your panties
-ask him to smell your hand. After he does ask him if he could tell that you were masturbation earlier
by tymo77 on September 27th, 2009
in my xperience after evrything tht precedes getting laid has gone down... im ready 2 go
by unknown on August 13th, 2009
show him some pointy nipples.....
by Darth NANAME on November 22nd, 2009
Tell him "I wish to have sex with you."
This usually work if you're female, though.
by That Guy Again on August 14th, 2009
You can slide your hand up the inside of his leg and give a nice strong caress to Mr. Happy.
You could nibble on his ear and run your tongue around it's perimeter.
You could put on knee pads and a bib and ask him if he's ready.
You could perform magic, utter a few words and you'll see his car turn into a Motel.
Or,
You could simply show up naked, bring beer.
where can i find girls who want to watch me masterbate or talk dirty on yahoo messenger
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by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on October 3rd, 2007
Love your style Chicchick!
It also works very well to just gently touch underneath the glans - ever so gently.
The penis will stretch and expand to meet your touch, and because it likes being 'King'.
Gentleness brings out its kingly hardness
Try it.
by denidowi on March 14th, 2009