What are the alternatives to saying I have to do the #2?
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Nellie Wise Gamgee
ANSWERS: 19
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I'm going to do a poo!
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Time to make toilet! I think I'll go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool
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I got to take the brownies out of the oven
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"Well, i have to go to the bathroom and its not #1."
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I got to go take the Browns to the Superbowl.
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My son used to say "I gotta pinch a loaf". Cracked me up every time...I think it was more the way he said it.
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drop a load or depth charge a submarine
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I've got a turtle head poking out.
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When I was in Acapulco I called it "numero dos". But in life I call it "taking a T.C.". (Tom Cruise, he is a little sh*t, No?)
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Gotta drop the kids off at the pool. Gotta make a delivery. Gotta go see what Mom/wife's been cooking. Gotta go stink up the throne room.
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I have to do some paperwork in the office. Time to make stinkin' Lincolns. I have to birth a brown child.
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Hmmmmm.... Well I tell my older daughter to go poopy in her potty... otherwise I just say 'I gotta take a dump...'
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I've got to go take a crap!
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"I'll be back in a moment..."
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I'll be back (in a TERMINATOR voice)
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When I trained my dogs I said: "Go do your business" In the medical field, using your "serious voice" you say: "Have you had a bowel movement today?" At home we say: "Need to poop"
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Dropping the kids off at the pool Pinching a loaf Dropping a deuce Bakin brownies Make a stinky Caca Making a business deal Doin Business Make a deposit at the First National Toilet Poo-Poo Doo-doo Do my Duty
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Take a dump
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When i was in hospital they used to go 'Natalie have you opened your bowels today' and used to write a little BWO (bowels were open) and once i even got a BWO+ hahah. How embarassing :/
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