"I am hungry." How else am I supposed to know when to feed it?

G'day sleidman, Thank you for your question. Possibly hello and a few useful phrases would be handy. Regards

How about "Polly wants a dollar!" (ROFL)

He would say,"Hey babycakes you are so cute" then I would feed him whatever he wants.

I can talk can you fly.

Funny thing happened today. My 5 month old pup was down the back barking and teasing my corella. He was saying "get out of it, go on!" Tehy pick up some weird stuff!

jesus is watching you then i can do that really old joke.

Pretty much everything said by Bad Boy Bubby:

Mean people suck.

I would keep it on my shoulder, and teach it to tell off snotty guests at Applebee's, and then absolve myself of any wrongdoing when they call the 1-800 # to complain. "It was the parrot, I'm sorry, I can't do a thing with him" ;)

"Tis the morning,tis the day,feed me now,or I fly away.

"He's glued my feet to his shoulder!", and then walk around town with it.

I would teach it to insult people for me :D

I would teach him to say, "Birds don't belong in a cage, and shouldn't have their wings clipped. It would be the same as having your legs cut off." Then he would squack loudly and annoyingly.

Beatboxing !!! That would be cooler than cool...

here kitty kitty

Muthafucka..just cuz that would be funny as hell

I happen to have a parrot and his name is Budweiser, he loves beer. Anyway, the first thing I taught him to say was.....Oh CRAP he's here again

Stop messing around with answerbag and get this place tidied up.

Babycakes is on strike...get your own dinner.

I used to help train parrots, once we had a parrot come back to us after being irresponsibly sold to an inappropriate house hold and I argued that we needed to keep the parrot for a few days before putting it back on the sales floor, but my greedy boss disagreed and put it out, a while later a little girl was introducing herself to the parrot and we all got to see how extensive his vocabulary is. Joey (the bird) was saying "hello" "hi there" and then started with "no more" and "go away" the little girl continued talking with him and the next thing you know he says SUPER LOUD "F#CK OFF BITC#" I would NOT teach a parrot to say that, but would likely teach it to say something humorous (maybe rehearsed responses to certain questions).

I can talk and fly what can you do?

We have had many parrots and I never taught the same thing to any bird. Each one had their ones things to say and then sometimes they would share the words and come up with their own. That was the best. We had one parrot who would say "I can talk. Can you fly?" and "I love you". Another one would chime in with "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!" and "Ahoy there, matey!" (That was during my pirate phase lol!!) We had a cockatoo who wouldn't say anything we taught him but he would do what we called 'telephone speak'. He would mumble like we were on the phone, with bursts of laughter, just like I would do. We tried teaching one parrot "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy" but only got as far as mares and does eating and then he'd make up his own ending. It had the right rhythm but the wrong words.

I would teach it to say Your mom cause its funny when people get interuppted by someone saying your mom.

teach it all my phone numbers, so i would have a PDA (Parrot Desktop Assistant)

i tought i saw a puddy cat! i did i did i did!

If I had a parrot, I would teach it to say "Turn off Dr.Laura she is shrinking your brain"

hahahhaa my parrot says hello and priviet (hello in russian)

Let me take your coat.

"INTRUDER"

"Cheney's got a gun!"

"We are not home" into the phone every time a telemarketer calls.

I would teach it to say 'Piss off' rather loudly, as I have a small budgie and it seems to encourage my two cats . I keep telling them that we don't eat family members but they just lick their lips and meow at me.

Look out belowwwwwwwwww

Thanks for calling but I'm not interested..BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

"You're a n00b, your a n00b."

"That's what she said."

"Hello how are you?". Because every time anybody came into your house, they would have a nice welcome!

"Waaazup Duuude"

QUIET! That's what I say when I yell at my neverstopbarking dogs!

"I used to repeat myself but I'm alright now." No, it's not an original thought. I read it in a book a long time ago. Can anyone identify the book?

"Striker, you're the best canine partner an officer could ever ask for."

"I ain't Saying nothing" - In a Mob Voice.

its 5:00 somewere

I would LIKE IT if Emily (a 10 yr old CAG) would learn to say: "here kitty, kitty...hahahahahahahahahaha!" with her already learned EVIL laugh at the end. We have four cats. One, the youngest...Sipper is bonded TO Emily...and Emily almost never tries to nip her either. In fact when Emily broods, Sipper usually lays next to the cage, by the bird on the floor of the cage (sitting on her not gonna hatch eggs), with one paw pressed up against the bars...just keeping Emily company. The other cats are all terrified or at the least, RESPECTFUL, of Ms Emily Bird because they KNOW she will not only chase them, but bite the living crap out of them if she can! What Emily does say, in addition to making up her own sentences out of the words she knows is: Bird in a blender (usually followed by either a Bzzzz or laughter) Whatcha doin? I love you. Oh/ok/ and assorted different laughs and chuckles. Hello/Goodby/Sipper/Hannah (my dog)/Bossco (my prior dog)/Coffee (my partner's dog also RIP as with Bossco). No/Noooooooo/oops/sorry/Utt oh/shit!/Yupper!/shhhh/stop it/don't/throat clearing/sneezing/coughing of assorted types/Merry Christmas (pronounced as Chrish-mush, she has a bit of a lisp on her "S's"/Ho Ho Ho!/ Laura/Carol/Kyle/GET IN HERE!/Youuuu Whooooo!/birdie/ pretty/bird. I'm probably forgetting something...you never know with CAGs what will come out of their mouths next. Some times she says a new word that we didn't practice at all, other times we practice but THAT word doesn't come along or it is said long after I've given up....she also does sounds (of course) big truck backing up, the phone..ringing and beeps, the microwave beep, mimics the Cardinals that she's heard, assorted songs that she likes or that she has heard me whistle. She's a hoot!

Come back tomorrow, no one's here right now.

We taught ours to say all sorts of things like "I can talk. Can YOU fly?"

I think I'm pregnant !

Beat boxing would be great! Had an African Gray that used to say F*@K You! If you said pretty bird.

jimmy buffet songs on cue from guitar picking

"Make me a drink" That would be a real hoot!

You're probably not going to make it out of this house alive. It would totally freak out new visitors. =P

"I'm gonna Bite you now" Because then I'd be ready for it...lol

Maybe hello, Good morning, Bye, and my name, Before I had an african grey parrot but it was still small so it could not talk.