What not to say on a crowded elevator?
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Chosun One
ANSWERS: 19
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"Oh, God, Here Comes Lunch..." (also known as "I think I am going to be sick.") In reality, the worse thing I ever said on an elevator was, "What the hell is wrong with you people! Can't you wait for the next one? Can't you see how crowded it is already? Get the f*ck outta my way - I gotta get off. No, don't worry about me, *gentlemen*, I WILL wait for the next one..." as I shoved past a group of young guys who INSISTED on cramming themselves in to an already full elevator (the building had 6 elevators, no need to crowd).
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I think I'm gonna be sick, please clear an area for me.
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Wow, I just gambled and lost. I think I pooped myself a little with that fart.
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This elevator was broke on Friday.
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I think my meds just stopped working... and then I would procede to have a conversation with the inside of my purse.
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"Did anybody see that thing about elevator accidents on the TV the other day? Just curious..."
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Hi , i'm willy wanka and the elevator is just about to smash out of the roof.
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Oh my god!!! This elevator is going to fall from here i.e 101 floor..oo
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I just found out my husband is cheating on me and I plan on spending the rest of the day killing random strangers.
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Hey, what does this button do?
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"Whew! whats that smell, I know ill light a match to find out!"
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"You know what people never talk about anymore? Pussy farts!"
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I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN SAYING ABOUT ME. YOU THINK I DON'T, BUT I DO. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Awwww, man! Did I take my Valtrex today?
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"Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I was in one of these and the cable snapped...heh heh"
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Ah! That felt good.
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Man I sure hope i dont get stuck in this elevator for 8 hours like yesterday...;)
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Did you hear about that elevator at the Textile Centre on Jalan Sultan road crashing nineteen floors after the cable snapped?
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Don't stand too close, the Dr. just said I'm highly contagious.
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