How much does it hurt if someone kicks you the family jewels?

Just thinking about it hurts.

Remember when (if you're a woman)you were trying to give birth to a ten pounder?About the same!

Its like a thousand bowling balls being flung at you while a million hornets sting you

It's not as bad as some make it out to be. Yeah, it hurts, but it's not going to have a grown man who's *not* a total wuss crumpled on the ground and howling like in the movies for the next 20 minutes. Sometimes it just enrages the guy and ends up getting the kicker getting hurt more than the kick-ee.

Then again some guys *like* it when girls get rough with them. Others just get erections for no apparent reason when a girl hits them there (I've had that happen, it hurt and I get...a boner? WTF?!)...

but I've never fallen to the ground and howled for minutes on end when kicked there. Just had the wind knocked out of me and felt a throbbing pain for the next 30 minutes, maybe more. Honestly flicking can be worse- or squeezing and pulling them away from the body.

but yeah, immediate, intense flare of pain (imagine having 2 bundles of raw nerves dangling between your legs and then having them SLAMMED)- then you feel sick to your stomach almost, and then the throbbing, pulsing (first sharp then dull and pounding) pain in the testicles.

Take a good hold of your clit, now draw your finger wayyyy back and flick it HARD several times, and you might start to get the idea.

It's HORRIBLE. The pain begins in the testicles, then it slowly lurks up to our stomach (like the feeling that you are constipated and having had a bowel movement in a week), then it creeps back down to our testicles and sits there. The pain lasts for a long time.

The best I can describe is like getting hit in the funny bone times 100. Think of a time when you hit yourself there on the elbow.

It makes you feel weak and dizzy. First it you feel the pain in your groin and then it spreads to your stomach and kidneys, then you feel an intense throbbing pain in your jewels and then everything goes numb in your legs and stomach and thats when you feel weak and dizzy. This can last for 5-minutes to and hour. The worst hit I recieved lasted an hour. It was from a slapshot in hockey.

Picture your brain going on total sensory overload because of pain. There's a flash of light upon impact, followed by temporary blindness and deafness. Your entire body is now totally focused on one thing: pain.

If you've ever broken your tailbone and hit your ganglian nerve, that's about how much it hurts.

There's a good reason why it is called such.
It is a man's most treasured wealth.
It brings us such joy.
It has some of the most sensitive nerves in the entire male body.
As much pleasure that you can feel there, you can feel pain too.

Punch ur self in your boobs very hard, its almost impossible to describe how much it hurts

Have someone kick you in the ovaries. It feels like that.

it depends where and how. a hit to the penis doesn't hurt unless a guy has an erection, when hit in the middle of the sac the testicles are pushed backward and when hit on the bottom of the sac they get pushed up hurting the gut area.
when i'm hit in the center of my sac I cover myself,bend over and groan and moan then double over. if hit in the bottom i cradle my testicles,drop to my knees.
in movies they're are so many, there are a ton in mike meyer's movies
Austin Powers-
international man of mystery-austin front flips into his car hitting his crotch on a gear shift, he goes slightly cross-eyed and groans.
Spy who shagged me-mini me gets Austin on his knees and shoves foot between austin's legs, austin's eyes get wide and he groans. Felicity Shagwell(austin's sidekick/gf) kicks fat bastard barefoot in the left side of his genital area he covers his thighs and shouts "OHHHHHHHHH right in the mummy-dddy button" then falls creating earthqake.
Gold Member- there are three
1.fat bastard grabs a sumo wrestler's crotch and twists
2. Austin beats up mini me(not knowing thaT HE just crossed over to the good guy side), while he smashes his head into a desk drawer Mini me shoots his leg up and foots him in the bottom of his crotch, he drops and tries to hold himself for everage.
3. Dr.Evil is hit in the entire crotch area with a globe, he doubles over,then kicks air(hurting his groin) then he counts his 3 testicles to see if they're still there.)
Shrek
Shrek 1-while in the astle to save fino, he slides down a log and slides over a twig we hear a slice and he grimaces.
shrek 2-donkey accidentally kicks shrek there while they fight puss in boots, he asks "Did I get em! did I get em" and Shrek is on his knees holding himself and says "You got "them"" then falls flat on his face.
In the cat in the hat remake, the cat disguises himself as a pinata and a big chubby kid whacks him directly in the groin with a bat, he pictures himself as an old lady.
and in love guru there is the last one of the mike meyers crotch attacks
after insulting the hockey team,
Coach Cherkoff:Hey Pitka what's the capital of thailand?
Pitka:(shrugs) Bangkok?
Cherkoff:Exactly
cherkoff punches him in the chastity belt(that doesn't protect his genitals)
Pitka covers himself and bends over and cries "Omarashiff My BALLS!" then he groans "ohhhhhhhhh", and doubles over making disgusting noises and goes "My balls, my balls YOU prick" then cherkoff tells him 'stay down bitch" and he nods and says "ok"

Yeah, as the lady above noticed, if you want to feel that, get someone to nail you in the ovaries (lower abdomen). In the female body there's another organ that has the same type of nerves as the testes in the male body (unmyelinated fibres) - it's the clit (while his brother penis has myelinated fibres and therefore is not sensitive to an impact). Basically, if a woman gets hit in the clitoris she usually reacts as if a guys hit in the nuts (another point is that not all guys are oversensitive down there, nor all woomen are, of course). There are breasts also, but the kind of pain in the boobs will be different (even if just as intense), because of their location and connection to different nerve trunks...