Ok, Be as weird as you like. You need to fit a giraffe inside a freezer. How would you do it?
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Miss. Tandra
ANSWERS: 17
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I think you see a problem where there isn't one. Have you seen the size of some industrial/commercial freezers ? Just ask it to bend its neck a fraction, and walk it in.
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I MEAN LIKE A FREEZER THAT IS IN A NORMAL PERSONS HOME
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1st.. open the freezer 2nd.. get the giraffee and put it in 3rd.. close the freezer 4th.. think how did you manage to put the giraffe inside the freezer :P
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Get a gun and an axe. Shoot the giraffe. Cut it up. Put pieces in the freezer. Alternate 'humane' method (and I don't know how humane it is because it's going to hurt and that giraffe is going to freeze or run out of air in there anyway) - get a gun with tranquillizer darts. Shoot the giraffe and manuoveur is onto some sort of lifting apparatus (may require a few people). Lift the giraffe above the open freezer, feed it in leg by leg, bending and forcing the limp body to fit. Shut the freezer.
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Well, I must be a sicko or something because the first thing I thought of was a chainsaw buzzing in the direction of the giraffe. Meaning to chop said giraffe into smaller more manageable pieces to fit into said freezer. Then I thought of an enormous freezer and then a very large ice cube machine popping out a very large ice cube with a frozen giraffe in it. Then I thought why do I need to fit a giraffe into a freezer??? Then I thought, I don't, but the person who asked this question does....see where I am going with this....where did tandra01 get a giraffe from? For what purpose, that tandra01 would need to hide it, and in a freezer too....any reports of missing giraffes anywhere in the world.....you know that you could hide a giraffe in a freezer that was not turned on....so you wouldn't necessarily have to freeze said giraffe, which, being a mammal and from a hot climate wouldn't take to kindly to freezing.... Anyway I have drivelled on enough, but I am still thinking maybe the chainsaw is the way to go....
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Chop it up into managable piece bung in the liquidizer pop into zippy freezer bags and stack neatly,there job done.
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two word answer: Cuisinart. Zip-Locks.
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Hmm... Giraffes have long skinny extremities, but their actual bodies are relatively small, so the first solution that comes to mind is to fold it's legs and neck up and wrap them around it's body, which would probably involve the use of some kind of industrial trash compactor, but apparently it absolutely *Needs* to be in this freezer, so it's a small price to pay. You then take your reasonably sized ball-o-giraffe, remove all the frozen peas and leftovers from your freezer, and stuff the giraffe there in their place. I would imagine that your frozen peas and leftovers will then be free to roam the African savana.
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Two words.....meat grinder
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I would say, get a bigger freezer. ;)
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What size freezer, I have a 500 cu.ft. walk-in freezer at work. I'm thinkin' remove legs with sawzall, and drag parts in?
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I plan to use magic and shrink it so it will fit easily.
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The same way I make a cow or pig fit in there. I take it to a slaughter house and voila giraffe steaks.
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Go to Hotpoint
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acid, lots of acid, jars, lots of jars, plastic of course, dn't want the to crack in the freezer
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First I'd feed the giraffe and make it bent towards me and then... SLASH. I'd cut it's long neck with an axe. Then I'd get a regular cooking knife and chop up it's neck. For the legs, I'd go to the garage and get a saw and cut it's legs. Of course I'd wear goggles so the blood doesn't get in my eyes. Then, I'd remove everything in the freezer and stuff it in.
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Take the elephant, rhino, and hippo out first, then put the girrafe in. The elephant, rhino and hippo have thicker skin, so they would probably last longer, and be O.K. in the fridge. Check the 'Best Before' dates on them, though!.....;-)
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