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Sorry my America hombres, but we get way too much coverage of the Virginia shootings. It's obvious pro-American propaganda - the Powers That Be know that anti-American sentiment is rife through Australia, and they're trying to counter that through PR. By the sounds of things, we get more coverage of the shootings than you do over there.

The Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales story seems pointless. But the TV faces sure get breathless reporting it.

As tragic as it is, they are using the Va. Tech massacre to pump out pounds and pounds of back story, some of which is very unnecessary and overdone... We know the story, and we know how tragic it is. End of story. I'll stick with good ol' "The Daily Show"

I'm not sick of any of it. I have a remote control, and buttons on the front of my TV. It changes channels whenever I want it to, and it even turns off now and then! You could have one just like mine if you wanted to. Send me $25 and I'll tell you how.

Global Sodding Warming and how it is all our fault when it does not appear to be the case at all. Carbon bloody footprints and rubbish lightbulbs that stop the TV remote working. Oh, and lets not forget the dreaded 'car'. If some had their own way, we'd all be growing our own food and living in huts without running water or electricity, let alone medicine. Sod the lot of them I say. I have had it rammed down my throat just a bit too much for a too long. When the land was first formed, at the start of time, it was created by volcanic eruptions. The volcanoes continued to erupt spewing more crap into the air and more Co2 that mankind has ever done or is doing. Volcanoes were everywhere. It got hotter and then there was first ice age (dinosaurs died). Well, it got a bit warmer after that, (things lived) and then a bit cooler (mini- ice-age) and then warmer and so it goes on. The polar bears have been around for an eternity, they have survived perfectly well - even when things warmed up a bit. In fact, because things warmed up slightly for a while, mankind had the will to begin building stuff - the warming period was when we (UK) built our cathedrals and churches. So you can forget energy saving light bulbs and I'm done with being made to feel guilty. (Wow, where did all that come from I've just written - I think I'll go & find a fag now).

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