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by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on April 22nd, 2007
It means that he owns a small pink car. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on April 23rd, 2007
He got the raw deal in the divorce settlement.
by Anonymous on April 23rd, 2007
Maybe they didn't have it in blue.
by scott@liverpool on April 22nd, 2007
he really needs to get home!
by AntigoneRising on April 23rd, 2007
Oh no! Not a small pink car! Obviously, this is his subconscious (or conscious) flagrant homosexuality seeking to express itself to the world! The fact that the car is small is the dainty, effeminate inner self saying to the world, “I AM PRETTY!” The pink color obviously is more of the same.
The only hope you have is that this car, in fact, came into his possession by random chance. If that’s the case, you still have time to rescue him before the pink and small vibes invade the very core of his being and permanently make him a woman.
In all seriousness, it means he drives a small, pink car.
by Mirage V2.0 AWOL on April 23rd, 2007
My red mustang faded to "pink" in the strong sunlight.
That means I didn't wax it or cover it properly.
by jtolb65 on April 23rd, 2007
It means he has an eight pound d*ck for which he needs specially designed pants to help conceal.
He doesn't care one little bit about what you think about his car, because he's on his way home where his girlfriends are fighting over who gets to sleep with him tonight.
by Anonymous on April 23rd, 2007
All it means is that he has a pink car . It's just a color. What if he was driving a custom Pink Bugatti Veyron ? The fastest production car ever built !! And 1.6 million dollars worth !! Would that still be viewed as gay or weird? It's all in what you like.
by ChelseaMark on April 22nd, 2007
It means he's gonna get a black eye.
by Patti jo on April 22nd, 2007
Nothing
by anonymous on July 1st, 2007
Given that men who drive big, flash cars are supposed be compensating for their lack of size in another department, perhaps a small pink car means he is very comfortable with the size of his manhood.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on June 17th, 2007
His destination is too far to walk.
by Aelfward on April 23rd, 2007
Some guys just like pink and small cars. It seems unusually secure for him to actually drive one, but I wouldn't read anything in particular into it.
by Answerbag Stuff on April 23rd, 2007
He loves attention
by willcd on April 23rd, 2007
It means he has an aggression problem (and is probably on roids) and is inviting people to make fun of him so he has an excuse to beat their ass.
by jt007m on April 22nd, 2007
He's probably driving a company car... like for a delivery service or something.
Plus, he must be a pretty cool guy. Takes confidence, balls, and strong self-image/esteem in order to drive a pink car... I know a lot of women that wouldn't even drive a pink car!
by donovan reynolds. on April 22nd, 2007
It means thats what kind of car he could get his hands on at the time, he doesn't care about what people think of him, and/or he has a lot of confidence.
by Anon on April 22nd, 2007
I'm guessing he got it very cheaply
by Fox Happy on July 1st, 2007
It either means that's the car he could afford, or that's the one he liked.
by The King of Awesome on June 18th, 2007
hes got a small pink wiener
by 100 percent pure... BEEF CHUCK on June 18th, 2007
Was that you who saw me driving by?
by Sahil on June 17th, 2007
Bankruptcy..
by Jimmyz101 on April 22nd, 2007
It dosen't necessarily mean anything, but I can't say I would want to be that guy driving the pink car around. He either dosen't care less or maybe he has to for his job... who knows. You can't judge them by that.
by sheenashark on April 22nd, 2007
He's either gay or somebody really doesn't love him. :)
by -O-uknow on June 17th, 2007
I'm coming out and tis fabulous!
by Mr. Josh on June 17th, 2007
He's a poser.
by Dark Detail on July 1st, 2007
DID you know that they paint vehicles pink for desert warfare? It actually blends in!!! there is one vehicle called the pinkie, and it has a heavy machine gun attatched to it. So this guy should be happy if he ever takes it to a desert!
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Holy crap. Thank you, Dr Seuss +4
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 23rd, 2007
As long as he dislikes Changing Rooms and other programmes like that then I think you are okay.
by Volt on April 26th, 2007
What if he does like Changing Rooms and that Gardening makeover show, would that make him not OK? What if he watches the cooking channel and drinks white wine? Like I said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on April 26th, 2007
So I suppose then, by that rationale, that some of them are gay cigars:-)
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 26th, 2007
Some of my best friends are cigars.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on April 26th, 2007
Rofl:-)
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 27th, 2007
RACL = Rolling a Cigar laughing
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on April 27th, 2007