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King Beef
ANSWERS: 13
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You find yourself brushing your hair every 2 minutes.
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You can't walk past a mirror or any other reflective surface without looking at yourself.
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You think this song is about you. "you're so VAIN! I bet you think this song is about you! Don't you! Don't you! Don't you!"
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You look in the mirror and tell yourself how beautiful/gorgeous you are.
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When you and your lover are making love and at the time of climax, you call out your own name.
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You talk about yourself in third person.
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You have a picture of YOURSELF above your fireplace!
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You are sure Carly Simon is singing about you.
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you act like no one else exists.
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my sister does this when she gets in a car EVERY mirror is pointing at her. Even the one on the sun visor. It is scary to drive with her.
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You can't leave the house without a mirror. You name all your children after yourself. You create a fan website to yourself. Your surgically graft a mirror into your forearm, so you always have one to hand.
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You say, "I love that outfit, it would look good on me."
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When your friends don't call or come by anymore
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