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PixieDark
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Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! Best I can do, sorry :-)
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This one got passed around by some of the coworkers at my last job: Attention, someone you had sex with in your past has been diagnosed with AIDS. You must get tested. But there is good news: (scroll down) I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! (I don't really think it's funny to joke about AIDS like that, but it was mildly amusing to see the reactions on people's faces. )
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why were 5 and 6 afraid of 7> because 7 ate 9
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My favorite is "Today is National Good Looking Day. Send this to somebody gorgeous. Don't send it back to me, I've already received freaking hundreds!"
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you are the nicest (scroll down) the sweetest (scroll down) one of the best person i have ever met (scroll down) but there is one thing wrong.. (scroll down) wrong sent.. sorry!! :p
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Police say they have found a body with an ugly face and appalling fashion sense. Just wanted to make sure you're OK. What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok" Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever! Scientists are trying to figure out how long people can live without brains. Please tell them your age! You are dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome.
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Type in: I am sorry to inform you that your wireless company is no longer in business. You have been switched to the company of the sender of this message. The sender of this message has temporarily included you on their wireless plan. The monthly bill will be sent to: _________ (insert the first and last name of the person u r sending this to) Each monthly payment will include the cost of cell phone usage for all persons on this plan, as well as the plan combination fee of $450. Thank-You for your cooperation, Linda Reid President of Customer Service ______________ (name of your wireless company---i.e: Verizon Wireless) P.S. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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new collage durham did an experiment on gays and found out that 99% of gays open there txts using ther thumb. no good changin fingers now gay boi
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Try this website-http://www.coolsmsjokes.com/
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this is costing you money hahahahaha
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"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"
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hey there partner! my opticals are burning!! DunkieZ!!!
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