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ANSWERS: 26
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"Damn my ass itches."
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Pick your nose.
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So I took this huge crap today and it was......
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Dam i need to fart.......lol sneeze with snot comming out lmao
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Excuse me, does this meal come with an air sickness bag? Or, can you stop this thing from crawling so I can get my fork in it! Or, hmmm, better check my will before I dig into this feast! Or, please pass the hockey pucks! Or, grandpa, could you please put your pants back on!
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fart
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"Yuk, who emptied the salt shaker in the potatoes?"
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Quoting my little niece, Xmas dinner 2006: "How come every time I sit with you people, at the dinner table, I need to go pee?"
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Use your fingers to pick food out of the serving dish. It just about ruins the food for everyone else. My grandma does it, always picking at food and it pisses me off. All of a sudden my mom does it too even thought they're not related and when I see it I just start clenching my fists and that vein in my forehead starts going.
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Say " I've just found out I've got leprosy "
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Not sure if everyone noticed that "Sparky" wasn't running around anymore, but I got tired of cleaning up after him so I took him to the butcher and.........
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I'd say Fart that is just absolutely gross. Burping is gross too when I am eating....
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when eating dinner at a friends place she says,you wouldn t believe how cheap this chicken was,they were almost giving it away.
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Pull down your pants and start doing the no pants dance in all of the entrees while singing "I Am the Walrus."
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Is that stew, or granny's puke?
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Once I was with a gf's family and the 8 year old boy asked what fork to use for entree. His mum (my gf's sister) said "Start from the outside..." I laughed and said "Reminds me of a Billy Connolly joke - he says table etiquette is just like foreplay - start from the outside and work in." Man, did that go down like a lead balloon...
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So, I saw some fresh road kill on the way to the supermarket and I thought, "Hey, this just saved me a trip to the market!" How does the armadillo taste?
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I was celecrating my cousins'20th birthday with my family and I saw the dog licking it's privates, and yell the dog's licking itself.
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Projectile vomit or play with/throw food. Scene from a Scary Movie with the turkey in the haunted house.
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'Hey, this tastes nearly as good as the meal I got at [insert your least favourite drivethrough/greasy spoon/diner/fast food outlet here]!
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I can't stand it when someone burps and/or farts at the dinner table. I think that's just so disgusting!!!! It upsets me.
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Is this edible?
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with the S/O family at the table, whom you're trying to impress, ask "anybody wanna play strip poker with me?"
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Fart, especially a stinky one.
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Do you know what this green smelly discharge could be?
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When I was around 7 or 8 I drank some juice, it went down the wrong pipe and I coughed and spit it up all over a few people an thier food. Itr was horrible, but thank god it was my family so I didnt get too crucified.
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