What is a good,no...great, comeback line for if someone calls you short?
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T4DaGuyWhoWouldRatherChaseHensThanBathe
ANSWERS: 44
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Just say sarcastically "God your tall".. well thts what a friend of mine does and the look on the persons face is funny =)
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Now now no more of that talk or I'll put the leeches on you. People never seem to respond to that one.
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I may be short, but my brain is still bigger than yours! I wasn't able to grow much because of its weight! Oh! Now I know why you're so tall!
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good things come in small packages
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I may be altitudinally challenged, but I can deal with that. Can you deal with the fact that you'll always be big, dumb, and ugly? Or I'm short? Gee, because that isn't obvious. Really, that's all you can come up with?
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Better to be short smart and beautiful than tall stupid and ugly and by the way, whens the last time you had a shower?
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A friend of mine is really tall, and he's got the nickname "Lanky". I remember when he and I would joke around about each other's heights, (he's 17 standing at 6'4. I'm 18 standing at 5'1)...he' say things like "Whoah...sorry, I almost stepped on you there." Then once, I ran out of comebacks, and so I just pulled one out of my behind, and said "Hey, why don't you just be tall somewhere else?!?" Everyone laughed soo hard, and from that day on, that was what we said to make Lanky shut up. haha. Hope that helped!
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It takes more time for blood to flow to your brain so I would rather be short and smart rather then tall and stupid.
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I may be short but I can wear platform shoes, there is nothing they can do to cover lack of intelligence.
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I'm pretty short, too, and I almost always respond with "the air is better down here".
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"Some of us are measured from the neck UP, and some are measured from the neck DOWN."
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quality NOT quantity.
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i may be short but your ugly..i can grow..u will be ugly the rest of your life
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"from where I stand I can see that you are the biggest asshole in the room"
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That's Mr shorty to anyone who has forgotten my name!!!
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How would you like to feel my baby-size foot up your ass?
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"That means I'm just the right size to kick you in the shins!"
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Thats Mr. Shorty and "Could you get that item off the TOP Shelf for me, Please Mr. Tall? Thanks!"....
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if someone says "hows the wheather down there?" laugh and say "I dont know it hits you first!"
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You know, if you're feeling depressed that other girls/boys are a few inches taller than you, then just re-style your hair to make your face look longer. But please don't insult me just because I'm shorter than you. And if you feel you're way overdue for a growth spurt, than I suggest you consult a doctor. Don't ignore it, it could be a medical problem.
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at least i don't hit my head when going through doors!
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Your mom didn't have a problem with my height last night.
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''Yeah, but I get more good ass in my face in one day than you will your whole life yo...''
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Well I wouldn't know what to say. I'd be shocked, considering that I'm 5'7".
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howdy...lurch ....frankenstein
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just laugh and kick them in their balls.
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Thats not what your mom calls me.
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short and beautifuls better than big and stupid.
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What are you talkin' about Willis, I haven't even dropped my pants yet!
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"Some men are measured from the neck up, and some from the neck down." (Prime Minister David Lloyd George of England, about 1914.)
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Im not short...Your just lanky! or Hows the wather up there? or Dont make me come up there!
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Ever heard of the bfg? Well its fiction - no giants are friendly. Especially you.
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"What I lack in height I more than compensate for in length."
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I tell people that I'm not short, I'm funsized.
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I normally say all nice things come in small packages, or im scared of hieghts so god didnt make me tall.
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a punch to the nut sack!
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Im sorry I couldnt here you from down here but it sounded like you said you were an immature asshat, I agree.
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Ok, im 15 years old and only 5'1". This may be ok for a girl sometimes but for a guy its really embaressing. I get made fun of all the time. The best thing to do is to ignore peoples rude comments and show them that you more mature than they are by not letting them get under your skin. But if you really are just looking for a good "comeback" one of the best i know is: Bend over and kiss my ass. =P. but remember, your going to make a better impression if you just ignore these people. Take the higher road. Trust me, i deal with the same problem every day, i just have to keep reminding myself that im better than that. I know you can be too, so please just give that a try.
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Just go off about how tall everybody else is. I had a friend in junior high who did this very successfully. :D
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Obviously I'm sitting when they say this, so I stand up. (I'm 6'-9")
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nut-ah you are
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I don't have any come-backs. I'm short. I can't change that. :-)
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I may be short..but you're ugly and I still have time to grow.
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atleast im not a lanky shit
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