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"good with that now!" Usually used when someone says "oh we/you should go to this place"
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"Thanks, that's really flattering, but I'm already taken". Even if it isn't true, there's no need for cruelty or tactlessness if someone has been brave enough to show their interest.
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"whatever" or "talk to the hand" if someone is getting on my nerves or if I dont agree with something
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Smile, nod, and walk away...
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Get out of my face you annoying being! If you do not vacate my immediate, + -.05 degree GPS coordinates I am gonna burst into a fiery rage! You have 3 seconds to buy a jet pack and burst into space away from my personal space! I'm shivvvvering with fury!
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ignore them till they get mad and go away
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get bent.
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Get lost please!
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"I've gotta go do a thing"
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Like someone trying to hit on me? Well it is always about my damn glasses. So I say: "Do you need to borrow my glasses?" Them: "Why?" Me: "To see that I am so far out of your league."
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"Be right back...."
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I'd love to go out with you, but, I'm scheduled for a Karma transplant tonight.
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sorry but I dont know if you noticed but Im gay! Haha gets rid of them!
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Rather sleep with my Miss Piggy Puppet.
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You talking to me?
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Man- " Hey baby give me your digits" Girl- " No" man- " ok then i will give you mine" Girl- " You are wasting my precious time because i won't even call"
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If i throw you a bone...will you promise to leave??
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I usually "have to work." It's great, because for me, it's ALWAYS true.
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"I wouldn't want your hand to get jealous." or if I know them "I wouldn't want to loose our friendship"
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blue skies and green lights
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Here's one, I wish you nothing but the best!
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"It's not you... it's ME"
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"I'm married" Always works for me!
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How about I wish you nothing but the best! After he/she ask you out on a date. That's mean.
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Do I know you?
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I wish I had one. Some people are so stupid, I don't know what I have to do for them to get the point. I guess I just don't like hurting their feelings.
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"Thanks, but no thanks, good bye now."
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"It's not that we couldn't work well together, it's that I couldn't stand looking at you in bed without being drunk"
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