When you think of "the crazy cat lady", what comes to mind? (i only have one cat and would like to avoid that label.)
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I always thought it was a myth.
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A lady in a rocking chair, knitting, with the yarn ball at the bottom and her chair surrounded by cats, at least one of them batting at the ball of yarn. There's at least four cats, but usually many, MANY more.
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An older woman who is not married, who has an excessive amount of cats. Take note her house is altered to cater to the cats and she spends most of her time on the porch innapropriately telling kids to get off her lawn, which is covered with dead grass and garden gnomes.
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A lady with no relatives who has only cats tons of cats and doesnt see or talk to anyone.
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A wild haired (grey long hair, messy), in out of the ordinary clothes, who spends all her time with her multitudes of cats... at least 5 cats, but could be up to 20-30 cats if she is really a crazy cat lady. Prefers the company of cats to people at all times. House smells way too catty for the average person to contemplate visiting.
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A poor good looking stressed woman, who has found cats keep her company and are more patient than other beings she has encountered in her life.
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I can only say this: Never have more cats in your home than you have bedrooms.
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Me and my mother. We feed all the strays in the 'hood. I don't want the little fuzzies to die, and I just love the babies. The house next to mine is a rental property and with each "lovely" (used lightly here) new neighbor, abandons a cat or two or four. So they all come to my house to eat.
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Me. My little girl once did that to me, by bring home all the neighborhood strays and pleading with me to save them! What could I do? LOL
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My next door neighbor she had 17 +
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There's a woman who has become obsessed with plastic surgery and wants to look like a cat. It's creepy! http://tinyurl.com/2oso6 Here's a before and after. I am NOT making this up! http://tinyurl.com/2a7u5m
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Just don't end up like this action figure.
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Ladies that have cats on every surface in their house and garden. To be quite honest they give me the creeps.
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I think of those people I hear of on the news from time to time when animal control has to come in and clear out dozens of cats that have taken over the house.
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a misunderstood middle aged woman who loves cats.
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A trailer court.
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The Crazy Cat Lady from the Simpsons.
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To qualify as a "crazy cat lady", you must: Own lots of cats (preferably more than a dozen). Keep them all inside your house. Be incapable of looking after them or cleaning up after them or letting them go. These ladies seriously do have a problem. One, they let the cats continue to breed. Two, they don't understand that perhaps a house full of cats and cat mess is not in the best interest of the cats. Three, why don't they let the cats go outside? If you don't want to be a "crazy cat lady", don't own a million cats all locked up inside your house. Sure, have two or three cats if you want to. Let them breed if you want to. But don't forget to give the kittens away. And if you can't get rid of them then stop breeding. The real warning signs is that you can't clean up the mess the cats leave and for some crazy reason you don't let the cats go outside.
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