A homeless man in San Francisco spent his life for years doing little but feeding parrots on Telegraph Hill. Have you ever been pooped on by a bird?

Yes I have. I was loading grocery's (SP) into the car when a bird decided to take a load off!!!! All I could do was laugh. I couldn't go after it... But if I ever see that bird again..... oopsie!!

OH man, this is hilarious. I was on here under another account before when Singwell was asking all of these questions. I had never seen any of yours though. Well done. And yes, I was pooped on by a pigeon in Venice (green a globuly)

I have! I was OMW to work and I was wearing a short sleeved top, and this bird pooped right on me, as I was waiting for the crosswalk light to change. It was so gross! Luckily there was a resturaunt across the street so I could ask for a wet-nap to clean it off. ICKY!!

Singwell, is that you?

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No, I haven't, but I go to the Perth train station nearly everyday and I therein I feel like the luckiest man alive.

Yes, a bird has pooped on me.

no i have not.

but i love people like that. have barely anything yet they share it with the birds. do you live in sf? should stop and share your lunch with a homeless person one day. It was definitely the highlight of my day when I did

Yes I have by a pigeon while I was outside trying to enjoy my lemonade. Thank gods that I was wearing a baseball cap as I rarely wear those.