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Cussing on Answerbag
Dear Answerbagger:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout Answerbag have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-baggers.
Due to complaints received from some baggers, who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with others.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training..
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can bag late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
Number 7
TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
Number 13
TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
Number 15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
Thank you.
AB Management and Staff
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Can you come up with similar "TRY SAYING... INSTEAD OF" phrases, maybe specifically for AB? Add them to your answer to the main question.
PLEASE use the same format, or at least dash out certain letters. I'm sure we will KNOW what the words are. ;-)
[EDIT] NOTE: If that last request is not complied with, I will ask to have this question flagged myself. I thought we could have some fun with it, and was VERY careful NOT to use those words myself, and asked, specifically, that they NOT be used.. PLEASE USE THE ABOVE FORMAT FOR CERTAIN WORDS - You KNOW what they are - or, at the VERY least, DASH OUT SOME OF THE LETTERS.
[EDIT #2] As some can attest, their answers HAVE been removed for spelling out the words. (NOT by me.) Others, who did as asked, did NOT have their answers (or comments) removed. I repeat, PLEASE AT LEAST DASH OUT CERTAIN WORDS (you KNOW what they are).
lol some of this reminds me of SouthPark;
Step one, instead of a$$ say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of sh-t say poo as in bull poo,
poo head and this poo is cold
Step three, with b**ch drop the T cause "bich" is latin for generosity
Step four, don't say f*ck anymore,
cause f*ck is the worst word that you can say.
So Just use the word "mmmkay"
Laughs.
Since when are we all in 3rd grade and incapable of reading and handling foul language without crying in a corner?
You are READING the F word. No one is shouting it in your ear.
So it's all very silly to me when people complain about it.
Yes, it is legit to complain if someone is personally attacking you, but dropping the f bomb in an answer not meant to hurt anyone else and being slapped on the hand for it is stupid.
For example, "I f-cking love chocolate" - I don't see what's wrong with that statement. I've been vulgar in quite a few of my answers and many of them have been deleted just because I used the f word or said titties instead of boobs. Trying to be humorous not offensive.
I mean, come on people.
I'm not here to PLEASE everyone. In fact, most people on here don't even GET my humor and that's okay. AB should allow us to be ourselves.
Waste your time on reporting people for legitimate reasons.
Like Sym said, I refuse to change my vocabulary to participate on a website.
Nonetheless, thank you for the laugh.
And aren't you proud of me that I didn't curse? Except for 'f-cking'. Oh wait, I said it again. Sorry.
I can say that I will f****** try +5
WHere is it?
Big Daddy, what you wrote WAS hilarious. Even what I was called once, sounded so much better how you phrased it.
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If people have to use profanity, it shows the range of their speech. Try and do this at your job site if you are in 80% of jobs today.
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Some of AB Staff also show favoritism in ignoring this language for some ABers and PBing others. 14 year olds are on this site and feel free to use profanity.
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AB could be an upstanding site of fun instead of lying in the gutter with the lowlifes around.
Political Correctness run afok -- er, I mean amok
Ok when I click on the link you gave it just takes me back to your same question with the same link and I click it again and it opens your question again! I'm stuck! HELP! What is everyone talking about!!!!!!!!????????
your using alot of f words don`t you think that is rude ab staff
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Heh! Reminds me of a list I once saw circulating around work. Instead of using foul explicatives or politically incorrect wording or phrases, you just picked a number from the list and put it in your correspondence.
Pretty funny!
e-mailing answer bag pages?
by C_Anglin on June 15th, 2010
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Is it impolite to not reply to a routine thank you?
by e63a6 on July 8th, 2010
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Why am I not allowed to answer comments to my own question even though I am not in penalty box? More people have this problem?
by bassie on August 17th, 2010
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What's your opinion of AB questions that are obviously someone's homework assignment?
by Randy D on September 27th, 2011
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What happened to most of my comments to the people that answered my question? Some of them seem to have disappeared.
by anonymous on December 13th, 2010
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You're reading Does anyone think that something like the this (see referring URL) will work on AB? There's also a question at the end of it. LOL
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LOL, hilarious! +
by Confuscious on December 2nd, 2009
You should have answered with that, Ms Fits. They'd work well here, too. (If you do, and if you can still edit the comment, please dash out certain letters of the offensive words, so people don't flag it, or ask it to be removed.)
by BigDaddyBS on December 2nd, 2009
Oh.. there are actual "swear police" on this site?!
by Ms.Fits on December 2nd, 2009
Yes, there are. Some have already hit THIS question, saying I used the "F" word somewhere.
by BigDaddyBS on December 2nd, 2009
Dang, I'm gonna have to go get me a whole new vocabulary.
by HasntBeen on December 3rd, 2009
wow that's messed... I have read a lot worse things on this site (content wise) then swears.. people need to lighten the mmkay up lol
by Ms.Fits on December 3rd, 2009
I am glad even the CL seem to think the lack of a real vocabulary is amusing, The proliferation of foul language on this site makes it a place unsuitable for' family viewing' and I thought this was supposed to follow the family rules. Obviously all the rules have been thrown out of the window in favour of sleaze and language that belongs in AB4Adults. a place I am not yet old enough to visit and I doubt I ever will be.
To put it mildly this pisses me off
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
You Ms fits are not worth my time talking to. Have a nice night.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
You have a great night too! <3 *hugs
by Ms.Fits on December 3rd, 2009
Firebrand... I made SURE that the email I copied did NOT use any of those words. If someone reads them in there, that's not my fault... Several words could be used in those places. I thought asking for phrases in place of using those words would be something we could USE here, and asked for more. BUT, because people DO read those words in there, I asked that the words be at least dashed out. Not everyone complies.
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This was an email sent to me, and, except for a couple of changes to make it AB-specific, is VERBATIM. I did not have to dash out anything myself (and I would have) BECAUSE I know there are those sensitive to those words.
<comment removed - Watch the name-calling>
by BigDaddyBS on December 3rd, 2009
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by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Sorry if you feel offended. That was obviously not my intent.
by BigDaddyBS on December 3rd, 2009
+5. +6. I see the Mobius Method has been put to excellent use here.
by Suby the Coat on December 3rd, 2009
Yes BD I saw that you did not use the words . I was offended by the fact that you thought it amusing that we should not have bad language on the site. I know it has been removed from this thread but you have made a joke of it in later threads where the F word is used with impunity. I have NEVER reported anyone for anything on AB in fact have refused to hand over names to the staff. Policing is not my thing. Neither is saying it is nothing dropping a four letter word here and there. Using those words is a deliberate action when you type it,not a slip of the tongue it is just pushing the boundaries of decent conversation. What we write on here is open to anyone in the world that cares to take a look or want to look for information. I do not care how these people cuss in their everyday lives but it was always a no no on here. Now we let it all hang out and a few foul mouths get us all tarred with the same brush.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
All the fantastic work and postings by a lot of the members that started this "Knowledge Database" is wasted because people think the place is full of no nothing bad mouths.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Mind if I butt in? A bit of Canadian content. We Canadians just can't help ourselves sometimes. Joke. And if anyone is offended by potty mouth don't click on this link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5lG-i2bjhk
by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009
LOL. Now I think that was very funny Skeeter I like the Quebec Dictionaire. I just do not think it is necessary for people to type it on here..For Gods sake I like the Big Yin and he has one of the most limited vocabularies in the world.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
And since when did CL's call other users out. What am I missing?
"You should have answered with that, Ms Fits" And since being on AB I have just recently noticed CL's deleting comments.
by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009
Some have been removed from this thread. but worse language is used on the lower threads LOL Seems a bit silly to me.I was once asked a lng time ago now by an old CL if I wanted them to remove some things I had said . It was just my point of view , I do not type cuss words . To me it was just a debate . I refused I stand by what I say. If somebody decides I am out of order I will accept that but I will not be censored,
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Skeeter - "call other users out"? I asked that it made an answer (originally a comment without "dashing") so I could give points for it. THAT is what I was looking for. Not the debate about cuss words.
by BigDaddyBS on December 3rd, 2009
@Firebrand - Please see my comments at http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8450210
by BigDaddyBS on December 3rd, 2009
Big Daddy http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=923469 spamming. I lost count at about 20.
by therapist on December 3rd, 2009
It is spamming done ingeniously by 2 spammers - one asking the question and another posting the answer - just changing the name of the State. They are not trying to sell Nike shoes, but spamming is spamming.
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BigDaddy: Why could people not be using expletives when they talk to me in comments threads? Because I don't use them myself and have expressed my displeasure at the use of expletives even intruding on other people's comments threads?
by Suby the Coat on December 3rd, 2009
Karyn - Got the spammer
Suby - Most of those question are relatively old and by AB-Bernice - An attempt by AB early on to get SEO. The questions, apparently, then are good. The answers were spam.
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I don't quite understand your question... "Why could people not be using.." Point is, they shouldn't be. My answer was an attempt to get people to think of other words/phrases, and what could be said instead, not to solicit nor debate the use of profanity except in that context.
by BigDaddyBS on December 3rd, 2009
Quite right Suby it is offensive.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
The point I wanted to make was that it is very much upto us as to whether we allow other users to use expletives when they are talking to us. If we discourage them, they will stay discouraged.
by Suby the Coat on December 3rd, 2009
Frankly people do not use it to me but I find it offensive on any question or answer or Comment thread. The site is being degraded and we are part of the site so that is degrading us.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
FB: Then you are one of the VERY few lucky ones. (Or, maybe some CL caught it before you saw it and removed it... THAT happens, too.)
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So, this is one of the subjects that should remain off-limits on AB? No discussion at all on it? I mean, as I said, I didn't use it. I used phrases where people would, but ...
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And again, HOW would AB put a stop to it?
by BigDaddyBS on December 3rd, 2009
We will not allow other users or the site to degrade us, Firebrand!
We are what we are and we will stay what we are. All that we will do is to help others overcome their habit of using swear words and bad manners whenever we come across an instance of abusive/offensive usage of the site.
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BigDaddy: My comments were not with reference to your answer to the question. It was about how every responsible ABer could help improve the site by showing the right way to the new users about AB etiquette.
by Suby the Coat on December 3rd, 2009
Exactly that BD , I have written already on the other thread. No cussing at all should be the standard. Even in AOL chat rooms they have no cussing at all or you are barred and that is not something that is going to be seen by more than 30/40 people it is typed and gone in seconds but still not allowed. Here type it and it is here for good.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Not wanting to put anyone on the spot here but Firebrand. How do you feel about this comment thread and the fact that I should have had a warning on my answer?
http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/8450361
by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009
And that it could be flagged.
by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009
That is a link that was making fun of Canadians . I am the one of the ones that has been bitching about bad language as you know complaining about the use of bad language TYPED in Answers and Comment threads. but I thought the video was hilarious.
I think BD is getting it from both sides and has his back against the wall at the moment skeeter. You are right I very rarely see any CLs low profile is good. They are nice people with a totally thankless unpaid job and have to try to police with no proper guidelines. It has got to rough sometimes ?)
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
You betcha. I believe that is why Mrs. Cleaver quit and changed her name!
by Anonymous on December 3rd, 2009
yes it was . That was all about Sockpuppet accounts and her trying to clean up a few. She was getting a lot of abuse.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Now that is funny, "I am the one of the ones that has been bitching about bad language" Now is that ironic or what?
by tuvw on December 3rd, 2009
Bitching is not bad language, It merely is used in the context of moaning. Americans are the only people in the world that want to call a female dog a Mommy Dog instead of a Bitch. The word was not directed at anyone and was not used as a noun. It is typical that the F and C words are being tolerated but people complain about a perfectly normal word.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
According to the dictionary b*tch is considered vulgar unless it's referencing a female dog.
by tuvw on December 3rd, 2009
Not when it is used as a descriptive of my own actions. I suppose it depends if it was an American Dictionary or not. If you find it so offensive I will use moaning in future.
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
Actually I don't find any swear word offensive on a personal level. I even partake myself on occasion. I use the * when I swear because it's in the site guidelines that profanity is against the rules. Yes, moaning would have been a better word choice under the circumstances.
by tuvw on December 3rd, 2009
Where I live it is not a cuss word and has never been seen as such,
by Firebrand on December 3rd, 2009
I guess they are going to have to keep regional influence in mind when they moderate swearing.
by tuvw on December 4th, 2009