by Senior finally on April 1st, 2007

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If President Bush came to your door what would you do / say?

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  • by lurker on September 12th, 2007

    lurker

    Please leave this house and NEVER come back. EVER!

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  • by Simply msFortunate on April 1st, 2007

    Simply msFortunate

    Um, no, I don't want any Girl Scout cookies.

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  • by Mister Rogers on April 1st, 2007

    Mister Rogers

    I would open the door and trick him into thinking that I want him to come in, and as he tries to come in I would slam the door in his face.

    Or I wouldn't even open the door, and would let out my trusted German Shepard :)

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  • by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 1st, 2007

    MG1942 Has a Life Penguin

    Careful, bro, don't kick over the bong.

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  • by Smurphy on April 1st, 2007

    Smurphy

    I think I would just start laughing and I wouldn't be able to stop.

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  • by CelticNomad on April 1st, 2007

    CelticNomad

    It's cruel to mock the afflicted. A cup of tea, a jammy dodger and a dicreetly placed service revolver....

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  • by Chosun One on April 1st, 2007

    Chosun One

    I would say "where are your strings?"

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  • by Halskiisaklink on April 1st, 2007

    Halskiisaklink

    I'd give him a nipple-cripple.

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  • by Friartuck on April 26th, 2007

    Friartuck

    I have no oil. I have no weapons of mass destruction. Please don't invade...!

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  • by spec44 on April 1st, 2007

    spec44

    i wud say u btter get off my porch u cracker

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  • by amanda on April 1st, 2007

    amanda

    man you are great...........( aside-------after all the insults and jokes about you )

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  • by Arisztid on January 12th, 2009

    Arisztid

    I may not like him but I would treat him courteously just like I would any other person.

    I do not have anything to say to him so I would ask if he needed assistance, render it if he did, and excuse myself when done.

    Then I would go on with my day.

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  • by Anonymous on April 1st, 2007

    Anonymous

    Welcome him into my home and pray with him.

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  • by jin jang on April 1st, 2007

    jin jang

    Whatever your selling, I aint buying.

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  • I wouldn't answer the door. tell him to leave a message after the beep at my front door.

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  • by daiko on November 3rd, 2007

    daiko

    Probably: "You're a godforsaken asshole, sir."

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  • by geek860 on April 1st, 2007

    geek860

    "There's no oil here. Now get your fat ass off my property before you lower my IQ"

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  • by SonicSand on April 1st, 2007

    SonicSand

    What is the problem?!

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  • by Anonymous on April 1st, 2007

    Anonymous

    i would put him down the bassmaent and leave him there to rot

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  • by Patti jo on April 26th, 2007

    Patti jo

    I don't even think I would answer the door

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  • I would say nothing. I would slam the door shut and run back to my AB.

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  • by MelindaWarren on April 1st, 2007

    MelindaWarren

    You know you didn't win the first election.

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  • by American idle on April 1st, 2007

    American idle

    Let the dogs get him....

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  • by Egico is now Egioz on September 12th, 2007

    Egico is now Egioz

    Are you lost again? Or are you still looking for here those WMDs?

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  • by cayley on June 3rd, 2007

    cayley

    i would say,"say good night cupcake!" and punch him in the face!

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  • by ChelseaMark on April 26th, 2007

    ChelseaMark

    We don't buy Avon stuff idiot !

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  • by amiableamy on April 26th, 2007

    amiableamy

    "Was Condi not in the mood tonight?"

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  • by light the way on April 2nd, 2007

    light the way

    "Can I be head of the CIA? Please? No? Ok, can I have a helicopter?"

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  • by -Ben 10- on April 2nd, 2007

    -Ben 10-

    Hai,How did you become the world's no.1 mad person.I am anxiously waitin' for your answer................

    I will say this when he's not a president.Otherwise Oopsss

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  • by cellar-door_26 on April 1st, 2007

    cellar-door_26

    "So you've come to explain why my grandchildren are going to pay off this war, then?"

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  • by Gonzo on April 1st, 2007

    Gonzo

    Well, invite him in. obviously. No harm in being polite.
    Then i'd drug him up and demand answers, not forgetting to video record the experience for later refernece.
    After obtaining my 'answers' i'd have to decide what to do with the brute. It wouldnt be safe to let a monster like that lose. .. I think he'd have to, you know... go.
    Hail Obama!

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  • by passerby on April 1st, 2007

    passerby

    I would tell him to stop frowning. It usually means something bad is about to happen.

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  • by jackpipe30 on February 23rd, 2009

    jackpipe30

    I would welcome him in, offer him a glass of sweet tea and ask if he was hungry. I would ask him to excuse the mess, as I have 3 precocious boys who mess the house up on a daily basis and probably put on some more tea (he'd have a bit of an entourage of secret service with him). I would thank him for cutting my taxes and letting me keep more of what I earned. I would tell him that I was honored to serve in the military while he was commander in chief and not that seeing what my two eyes have seen, I know that history will be a better and more fair judge of his presidency than today's media is.

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  • by Nobody on February 18th, 2008

    Nobody

    WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH !

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  • by Brian I on November 11th, 2007

    Brian I

    I'd point to the west and say, "America's over there."

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  • by Mentalmum is back on August 25th, 2007

    Mentalmum  is back

    uh......... and you are????? (im scottish, dont watch much news and know nothing about politics!)

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  • by Mr. Josh on August 25th, 2007

    Mr. Josh

    slap him in the face.

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  • by noKE llz on June 14th, 2007

    noKE llz

    i would stab him in the juggular, j/k i would shake his ahnd and ask for money, a nice job, a car and a house.

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  • by 232499 on June 14th, 2007

    232499

    I would be neighborly and invite him in. One may not like the person but you should respect the position as President of the United States of America.

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  • by RockRchick on June 3rd, 2007

    RockRchick

    I would probably be too afraid to answer..why the hell is the President at my front door!

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  • by Yeux on May 16th, 2007

    Yeux

    Invite him in and ask how may I help him? Even though we ma not approve of how he is running America and some of his decisions, he is a person just like you and me before he became president. So, I would be kind and hospitable to him.

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  • by Jlo on April 26th, 2007

    Jlo

    You sure picked the wrong bell to ring tonight...

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  • by vinc3nt on April 26th, 2007

    vinc3nt

    I thought that bell was broken! How did you get past the electrified razor wire? Come on in, you must be more confused than usual.

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  • by Alicon Wonderland on April 26th, 2007

    Alicon Wonderland

    Does "SLAAAPPPP!" count?

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  • by jtolb65 on April 26th, 2007

    jtolb65

    You MUST be lost.

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  • by DBike on April 2nd, 2007

    DBike

    Take a shotgun and shoot him in the head

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  • by Valparaiso on April 2nd, 2007

    Valparaiso

    Say Good Morning Mr. President, invite him in and offer him something to drink and ask why he is there and where the secret service is.

    No I'm not going to unleash all my complaints on him because I'm sure he already has a lot of people telling him how to do his job and I'll speak through through the voting booth. Unless of course he asks for my opinion then I will give it to him.

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  • by Anonymous on April 2nd, 2007

    Anonymous

    "Sorry, I'm not interested in what you're selling"

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  • by kat tarrin-AYPWIP on April 2nd, 2007

    kat tarrin-AYPWIP

    i would throw him around like the flipping rag doll he is and give him a peice of my mind about the war.

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  • by ChelseaMark on April 2nd, 2007

    ChelseaMark

    NO MILK TODAY MATE !

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