ANSWERS: 33
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Try to talk with it. ;)
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Dance with it. +5
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fry it unless you know exactly how, there have been many bad things happen when people put a wet or half thawed turkey into hot grease
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Put it on your head :)
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Leave it out of the fridge too long.
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Marry it and lots of little baby turkeys.
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Take it home and introduce it to your parents.
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Kill it
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You should never... (see Adult section for the rest of this answer)
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Play football with it, either kinds of football
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Get jiggy wit it : D
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gang bang it
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I suppose you shouldn't cook your turkey in a canned broth containing MSG...
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Skip opportunity to go Turkey Bowling!
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Kill it.
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Stuff it while its still alive.
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Take it to the bar and buy it a shot of wild turkey...people might talk.
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Introduce it to your mom and dad as your gf or bf.
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The shimmy.
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Do not put it in your fishtank, it upsets the other fish.
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Get to "familiar" with it.
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Having sex with my turkey.
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You probably shouldn't be having sex with it before serving it to guests and family.
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Eat it.
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Putting it in the toilet would be a bad idea.
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Don't leave it out overnight!
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Finger stuffing up it's ***.
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blow it up! (Wait... That' something you SHOULD do!!! haha)
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chocolate coat it xP
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Leave it out on the counter to thaw.
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cook it while its still alive!
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Force it to tap dance.
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stuff it
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