by Senior finally on March 31st, 2007

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What would you do if you were standing in the middle of the dessert and someone had a sniper rifle laser pointed on you?

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  • by mrgreyskies on March 31st, 2007

    mrgreyskies

    It depends what sort of dessert it was. If it was ice cream or custard, I'd dive into it and hide.

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  • by Brian I on November 26th, 2009

    Brian I

    I would either hide behind the ice cream or dive into the custard.

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  • by jeremymy on September 19th, 2008

    jeremymy

    I'd take off my business suit and reveal my "S" studded spandex underneath. I would furthermore melt the perps barrel with my laser beam eyes and then mold it into handcuffs for him. I would then cart him off to jail and visit the mayor for my key to the city.

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  • by machinerat on September 19th, 2008

    machinerat

    The best way to avoid being shot is to run away in a zig-zag pattern.

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  • by anglrckx on March 31st, 2007

    anglrckx

    at that point would it really matter?

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  • by nitrowing on March 31st, 2007

    nitrowing

    Drop my pants and bend over.

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  • by Anonymous on March 31st, 2007

    Anonymous

    Pray.

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  • by sprky777 on November 26th, 2009

    sprky777

    instantly drop
    move laterally
    then survey the situation
    identify a position of concealment
    pop smoke
    move to the safe area
    if no smoke is available, rapidly move towards the safe area in a zig-zag motion.

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  • by needtoknow on September 19th, 2008

    needtoknow

    I would lay flat, and try to dig a whole or cover myself with sand. Course, I'd be terrified too, so who knows.

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  • by unknown on March 31st, 2007

    unknown

    I'd pee my pants and pray for a miracle.

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  • by American idle on March 31st, 2007

    American idle

    Really narrows down the possibilities, doesn't it? You could get your mirror out and blind him with it. Temporary, but might work!

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  • by Marksman on September 19th, 2008

    Marksman

    Depends on what weapon the hostile has. If it was a bolt action, I would take evasive action. It also depends on the actual hostile. If hes a young kid, he might hesitate or he might not have the balls to fire. He also might be untrained. It doesn't really matter anyway, because when you're under fire, your training and instinct just take over...

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  • by chuck on September 19th, 2008

    chuck

    I would hit the deck, and did my self a foxhole.

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  • by Dmitri on September 19th, 2008

    Dmitri

    I would look toward the sniper, if at all possible, and smile. I think it would confuse him or even make him reconsider the shot!

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  • by alemonster on April 8th, 2010

    alemonster

    why is this sniper using a laser pointer at all..?
    why is he using it in the dessert.?
    why is he using it in the day?

    Don't let him scare you, he can't hit you with all these attributing to his lack of shooting ability. I say run at him and demand his umbrella, it's dang hot under that dessert sun! LOL

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