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Pray.
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Drop my pants and bend over.
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It depends what sort of dessert it was. If it was ice cream or custard, I'd dive into it and hide.
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Really narrows down the possibilities, doesn't it? You could get your mirror out and blind him with it. Temporary, but might work!
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I'd pee my pants and pray for a miracle.
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at that point would it really matter?
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Depends on what weapon the hostile has. If it was a bolt action, I would take evasive action. It also depends on the actual hostile. If hes a young kid, he might hesitate or he might not have the balls to fire. He also might be untrained. It doesn't really matter anyway, because when you're under fire, your training and instinct just take over...
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I would hit the deck, and did my self a foxhole.
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I would look toward the sniper, if at all possible, and smile. I think it would confuse him or even make him reconsider the shot!
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I would lay flat, and try to dig a whole or cover myself with sand. Course, I'd be terrified too, so who knows.
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The best way to avoid being shot is to run away in a zig-zag pattern.
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I'd take off my business suit and reveal my "S" studded spandex underneath. I would furthermore melt the perps barrel with my laser beam eyes and then mold it into handcuffs for him. I would then cart him off to jail and visit the mayor for my key to the city.
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instantly drop move laterally then survey the situation identify a position of concealment pop smoke move to the safe area if no smoke is available, rapidly move towards the safe area in a zig-zag motion.
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I would either hide behind the ice cream or dive into the custard.
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