The president granted amnesty to a thanksgiving turkey.How did he come to the decision,did the turkey have a good lawyer?
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jin jang
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He claimed his two daughters beggged and pleaded for its life! But really this has been a tradition for quite a while that the president grants amnesty to the turkey....
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Actually I just learned this a few days ago, the Press Secretary is given two turkeys, he/she makes the decision on which turkey to spare and then informs the president who grants amnesty to the turkey....what I have not found out is if it is for the life of the turkey or just for the year, lol
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It worked for ACORN
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...oh, so the president can grant amnesty to a dang TURKEY--but forget the innocent men/women wrongly locked up via the JUST US system, huh?!?! Why should the president bother with such STUPID NONSENSE such as this?!?! Is he bored, or something?!? Let ME be president for a day. I'd show amnesty to a turkey, alright--right into the dang OVEN or FRYER!!!! And eat it on NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!
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turkeys are granted amnesty every day in this country. That's why there are so many unemployed...there are too many turkeys getting in.
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It's been presidential tradition to pardon a turkey or something every thanksgiving.
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