Your partner turns out to be a Vampire. How would you live with this?
by 
NoWhereMan
ANSWERS: 9
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Consider myself lucky because he will alway be young and hot. Don't have to cook him dinner. And I'll be sure to wear a large metal neck collars in case things get a little crazy during sex. And since he had years to accumalate funds, I will have a marriage agreement stating that when he leaves me because I'm too old that he will support me till I die. Buy a queen size coffin with a screen. And his dinner meals will consist of my enemies.
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Just add garlic.
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Meh..... vampire, insane. All women have their issues!
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I wouldn't let my insurance company know, because life insurance for the surviving spouse 'forever' could really add up!
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Have him turn me and we can live a lovely life together forever, just have to stay out of the sun, lol. Of course it depends on if he's the traditional vampire or Stephanie Meyer vampire.
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That would certainly explain that pain in my neck!
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There is nothing to be worried about; you just have to bring her some blood from a meat/fish shop.
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For a very long time hopefully.(anyone alive that long will have learnt a thing or two)
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Drive a stake through his heart
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