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The butt crack is a visual separation of the gluteus (butt) muscles and has been existent on humans and primates since the crack of dawn, no pun intended. If you do not like your butt crack there are solutions to hiding it :). http://abacusplans.com/plans/ABA-PBC1.asp
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I would think that most complex beings with mobile legs would have a crack. Imagine walking on two legs if your butt crack was non-existant. Possible, certainly - but uncomfortable and not efficient.
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well just in case you can't make it to the bank machine you will be able to get money out.lol
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A butt crack is pretty much useless to us americans. it is an ugly thing. and it should not be there. the end.
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It is the end result of two legs making an ass of themselves.
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the same reason we have a "filtrum" that little indentation under our nose and above our lip... because God made it that way
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It aids the discharge of bodily waste.
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For those who wish to remove the butt crack there are specialist butt plugs
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So that we always have a "built in" place to snuff out a cigarette.
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because late at night when we sleep, the arse fairys come out from your bowls and its the dorr to where they live in your body, hence when you put it bum plugs they cant breathe in the result of them dieing and you taking a massive shit in the morning. so really your just shitting out dead faries. also it can be used to trap and capture excess poo for the asian dishes called "poo poo platter and poo fried rice".
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They don't moisturise enough.
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God made it that why for a reason.
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The same reason we have pleats in clothes. It facilitates sitting easier because the buttocks need to "spread" a bit to provide a cushiony seat. If restricted, it would feel tight and hurt when we sit!
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