- NEW!
by Gracin the Strange on March 29th, 2007
The underwear is always greener on the other side.
by Barcaluv on March 29th, 2007
"Ask not what your underwear can do for you, Ask what you can do for your underwear"
by Metaphiz on March 29th, 2007
"Luke, I am your underwear."
by riseandconverge on March 29th, 2007
Some underwear are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested.
-Francis Bacon
by jtolb65 on March 29th, 2007
A fool and his underwear are soon parted.
by CLPellot on March 29th, 2007
Love me or hate me, but spare me your underwear
-Libbie Fudim-
by LynfromNM on March 29th, 2007
"Damn the underwear, full speed ahead!"
by passerby on March 29th, 2007
A bird in the hand is worth two in the underwear - proverb
by Metaphiz on March 29th, 2007
"Gorbechov, tear down this underwear."
by riseandconverge on March 29th, 2007
A little underwear is a dangerous thing.
-Alexander Pope
by wobalome on March 30th, 2007
Freinds, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your underwear
by riseandconverge on March 29th, 2007
Reject your sense of underwear and the underwear itself disappears.
-Marcus Aurelius
by Harro Mique on March 30th, 2007
take time out to stop and smell the underwear.
by Penny The Wise on March 29th, 2007
I reject your underwear and substitute my own!
by donovan reynolds. on March 29th, 2007
"Someone may have stolen your underwear when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. "
by Halskiisaklink on March 29th, 2007
"Let them hate underwear, so long as they fear the smell." Lucius Accius
by Simply msFortunate on March 29th, 2007
Our illustrious President said this. And I quote, "The question is: Is our underwear learning??"
by Anonymous on March 29th, 2007
It is better to have loved and lost underwear than never to have loved at all.
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on March 31st, 2007
I do not fear underwear. I fear the lack of them.
Isaac Asimov
by Penny The Wise on March 29th, 2007
"Give me underwear, or give me death!"
by Babycakes on March 29th, 2007
What happens in underwear..stays in underwear.(Vegas)
by riseandconverge on March 29th, 2007
The moment there is suspicion about a person's underwear, everything he does becomes tainted.
Gandhi
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on March 31st, 2007
I don't use drugs, my underwear are frightening enough.
M. C. Escher
by LuckyLefty on March 30th, 2007
speak softly, but carry a big underwear
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 29th, 2007
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all underwear are created equal.
by Barcaluv on March 29th, 2007
"The more I know men, The more I like my underwear"
by riseandconverge on March 29th, 2007
A fanatic is one who can't change his underwear and won't change the subject.
-Winston Churchill
by Midnighttoker on March 29th, 2007
four score and seven under-wear ago........
by Jenniferocious on March 29th, 2007
"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in underwear"
by Metaphiz on March 29th, 2007
"Can't we all just get underwear?"
by Itsgraciepooh on March 30th, 2007
Never let your underwear down
by - retroglide - on March 29th, 2007
Looking at the world through rose colored underwear. :O)
by Barcaluv on March 30th, 2007
"I love the smell of underwear in the morning" (Robert Duval) -Apocalypse Now
by R U Sirius on March 29th, 2007
Do onto others as others would do onto underwear.
by doodlethenoodle on March 29th, 2007
Nothing great was ever achieved without underwear.
-Emerson
by KagomeShuko on March 29th, 2007
Damn the underwear! Full speed ahead!
by Simply msFortunate on March 29th, 2007
Life is like a box of underwear. You never know what you're gonna get.
by Answerbag Stuff on April 12th, 2007
"Give me an underwear and I'll fill it."
- Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on April 3rd, 2007
I remember my mother's underwear and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
-Abraham Lincoln
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on March 31st, 2007
Read my lips, no new underwear!
by francesca says on March 30th, 2007
If you love underwear, let it go. If it comes back it loves you too, if it doesnt it was never ment to be...
by Nom de guerre on March 29th, 2007
'The Jews answered him, "We have underwear, and according to our underwear He ought to die, because He made Himself the Son of God."'
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on April 2nd, 2007
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's underwear -God
by Penny The Wise on April 2nd, 2007
"Your lack of underwear disturbs me" ~ Darth Vader
by Habba Wants Pizza on March 31st, 2007
"What a terrible thing to have lost one's underwear. Or not to have an underwear at all. How true that is."
-Dan Quayle
(the original word was mind)
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on March 31st, 2007
"My, Grandma, what BIG underwear you have!"
by zee-ster on March 30th, 2007
underwear? where we're going, we don't need underwear...
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on March 29th, 2007
One should not lose one's underwear unless one is certain of getting more and more angry to the end. - William Butler Yeats
by Sketchy Mess Jeoffory on March 29th, 2007
Good laws have their origins in bad underwear (morals).
Ambrosius Macrobius
by MotherGoose on March 29th, 2007
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their underwear.
How many words can you make out of three hundred and sixty five?
by Owl 12 - 12 on August 17th, 2011
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Is there a word for the science of naming gnomes? Answer's Pick for first correct (as in answer I'm looking for)/funniest answer :)
by Unicorn Man on July 10th, 2011
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Can you put together two words, each with at least five letters, each with a capital, along with one descender, and one ascender?
by Patrick on July 16th, 2011
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If you were going to make up a new word, what would that word be? Can you give it a definition also?
by atomant41 on September 4th, 2011
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How many words can you make out of should?
by Owl 12 - 12 on September 7th, 2011
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You're reading Take a quote, and switch one word with the word 'underwear'. What did you choose?
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Comments
lol Ewwie! Good one!
by Penny The Wise on March 29th, 2007
LOL!!!!
by Simply msFortunate on March 29th, 2007
heehee
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on March 29th, 2007
I've seen underwear like that...ewwww LOL
by singwell-is off researching a lot on March 30th, 2007
That made me almost hysterical!
by Emmagirl wants to leave and not leave... on April 3rd, 2007
Lol. That's gross!
by Anonymous on April 3rd, 2007
ewwwww ahaha that gives me chills.
by sunshineinabag on April 4th, 2007
you were peeking.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on May 6th, 2007
Yucky.
by Shelby on May 18th, 2007
Holy crap! I just choked on my Cheese Whiz.
by ketra1416 on June 19th, 2007
ahahaha *taps back* youre gonna be ok. :)
by sunshineinabag on June 20th, 2007
lol i choked on my carrot! **cough-cough!** hahahhahahahahahahaha
by Thyladri on June 20th, 2007
I choked too! lol
by tulipsandmusic on July 16th, 2007
thats so funny Gracin the Strange lol
by Anonymous on December 15th, 2007
Just the thought ... *laughing*
by Cranberry_Cutie on September 8th, 2008