Christians of all denominations, if you had time for only 2 of these 3 things before death: (A) prayer, (B) sex & (C) a tasty meal+red wine; which one would you rush or cancel altogether? Start answer as A, B, or C please, reasons optional.
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ANSWERS: 6
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No answer to a simple question! What are Christians scratching? (a) head (b) balls (c) stomach?
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All pseudo-believers are silently licking their wounds of absurd irrationality!
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I suspect little good will come from trying to give a serious answer to such an absurd question, but... If a typical, sincere, committed Christian had less than an hour to live (enough time for a meal - prayer could be done while eating), I suspect neither B nor C will be on the list of things worth the investment. Real people in situations like this typically want to be surrounded by friends or family (via phone if not in the room) to invest their last breaths in the relationships they value the most. Some might spend those minutes trying to convince others of their need for forgiveness and salvation before their own time of death. Sensual gratification (food/sex) typically is not high on the list of things people in general and Christians in particular value in these situations.
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Sex can be a sacred act. I'd go for that.
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Looks like 'Christians of all denominations' are impaled by one straight question?!
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Why not eat and shag and pray all the way through both?
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