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by audiogal on March 27th, 2007
He was really cute...Oh, sorry, I thought you said "quickie" ;-)
by giveiturall on June 22nd, 2007
I have been throwing up all night... usually they won't want you anywhere near them.
This is especially effective if you have a personal meeting with the one calling, they will tell you to stay home and not bring "that" in the office.
p.s. Don't show up the next day with a tan!
by kaykay on March 27th, 2007
Food poisoning.
If they think you have it, they WON'T want you in office.
by American idle on March 27th, 2007
Bee sting on my foot. In the middle of winter...(j/k)
by Little_Piggy on June 22nd, 2007
Sorry cant come in today - I caught head lice from my 4 year old nephew and I'm all itchy and I need to get rid of them before I come into work just in case I pass them on to everyone!!
by American idle on April 3rd, 2007
Sinus headache. They all know how bad they could get at times.
by Fun on April 3rd, 2007
Strep... It gives ya two days.
by stubborn9 on March 27th, 2007
I told my boss that i got temporary custody of my niece and 2 nephews.They were really my roomates kids so i wouldn't have to work 7 days a week and it worked.I went from workin 70 to 80 hours a week to workin 40.On friday's when i had to go to the shop to pick up my check.I would give the kids 5 bucks to go with me so it looked legit.
by Patti jo on March 27th, 2007
I said my car won't start
by Anonymous on March 27th, 2007
Really bad diarrhea. Works every time.
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on March 27th, 2007
Stomach virus always works.
by PrettyPirate on April 3rd, 2007
Severe period pains.
by Cannin on March 27th, 2007
i quit.
by lizizhere on March 27th, 2007
24 hour virus, that way they don't want u to come to work & pass it on. I live close to my work so if I say my car won't start they will come & get me. But if I have vomiting & diarrhea followed by light headed dizzy spells they will want you to stay home & stay far far away from them. But I usually don't miss work, only in extreme cases the rest of time I just tough it out & go on.
by slothmister on June 22nd, 2007
Just be short and sweet, say sorry I woke up with a splitting headache and cant bring myself to get out of bed today, if it goes on much longer I will go to the doctor/hospital.
:)
by bye bye on June 13th, 2009
"Hey I have the zombie virus so I won't be showing up for work today. Yeah, I might try to eat your brain. Thanks, Bye."
I only got away with it because my boss is cool and he knew I wasn't feeling well the day before.
by overthetop on June 22nd, 2007
Dude, I got ebola.
by lady mdm on June 27th, 2009
well my boyfriend uses this one every time.how can you argue with this? he say's he has the shit's(diarhea) and can't get off the toilet.feel free to use this one.if you want-eeks.
by R U Sirius on March 27th, 2007
I'm about to take some time off to be an extra in a movie that HBO is doing here in Richmond.
And I get paid!!
by mekare on June 22nd, 2007
"a friend, who was sick, stopped by last night and i woke up sick this morning. i think it's really contagious."
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Nice. +4
by science_geek on March 27th, 2007
;-)
by audiogal on March 27th, 2007