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You wont be on Answerbag anymore because he/she would put you in a hospital for the insane.
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You would probably be medicated with something like Zyprexa, to stabilize the hallucinations.
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Your shrink would start making plans to buy a vacation home.
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Your shrink might laugh then think that you totally lost your mind!
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Your shrink would tell you to lay off the weed and get rid of the handcuffs.
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your shrink would laugh at you and have you committed
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He would ask you if you have been drinking.
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Well I know what I would do if I were your shrink; and, that is the precise reason I am not a shrink.
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You'd be told you've watched Wizard of Oz too many times.
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Say hello to the funny farm.
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Same thing as if you barked at him. If your shrink was Sigmon Freud, he would say it's your inablility to accept your lust for your mother.
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What colour do you want your straitjacket in?
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He/She would probably give you some good drugs.
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He would say yes- and I am their king . . . as he started making his retirement plans.
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