Momma always said ____________________?
by 
MarthaStewart
ANSWERS: 32
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crocodiles are always so aunry cuz they got so many teeth!
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if you're gonna be dumb,you'd better be tuff.
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Don't talk to Strangers
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Be sure and wash behind your ears. ROFL! +5
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You shouldn't jack off. It's a mortal sin.
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"Say Excuse ME!"
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Where's my damn cigarettes!
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... "If you can't lick 'em, you need more firepower!" : D
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"If your brother doesn't jump into that fire are you not going to jump in either?" Momma never could get those cliches right.
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You better shop around.
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KNOCK IT OFF!!
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i told you your dad was an ass
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momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun, but momma, that's where the fun is.
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“Shoot low, they're riding Shetlands” Momma love Zappa!
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pee high, and bury your poo.
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Dying is a part of life. -Forrest Gump
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the apple never falls far from the tree. +5
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Momma always said to me that she should have swollowed! :)
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momma always clean your ass
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Buy me some more vodka, ya brat.
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Don't trust whitey.
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get your head outta the toilet!
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" you don't know what's in the pickle barrel 'til you take off the lid"
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hold your horses!
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Turn off the lights i dont work for the electric company.
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"No fighting at school."
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I hate you... If only you were like your sister...
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Clean your room
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"this too shall come to pass" "in five years this won't matter"
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WTF!!!!!
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If Momma ain't happy, nobody's happy!
-NUNYA-- 
Thriftymaid 
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