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by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on March 26th, 2007

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Please tell me an original "You might be a redneck Joke"?

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  • by snayles on July 25th, 2007

    snayles

    you happen to be part of the large percentile of people in my small town.

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  • by EL1 2 on March 26th, 2007

    EL1 2

    You might be a redneck if the color of the back of your neck is approximately #FF0000.

    You might be a redneck if finding buckshot in your cornbread is good luck.

    I'm not good at making up jokes.

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  • by Merfish on April 9th, 2008

    Merfish

    You might be a red neck, if you give direction to the pizza guy as 'it's the trailer with the pink plastic chair on the roof'.

    They live about 4 miles from me.

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  • by SMores on December 30th, 2007

    SMores

    You might be a redneck if you've been married three times but still have the same in-laws

    You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline

    You might be a redneck if you think opossum is the other white meat

    You might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is the ride out in front of Wal-Mart

    You might be a redneck if your huntin dog had a litter of pups in the living room and noone noticed

    You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels

    YOu might be a redneck if you refer your fifth grade year as your "senior- year"

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  • by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on July 25th, 2007

    Ender is back.. And slightly confused.

    You make statements like "You might be a redneck if.."

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  • by Carrot and Stick on April 9th, 2008

    Carrot and Stick

    You might be a redneck if the car you drive is worth more than your trailer home

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  • by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on April 11th, 2008

    Nelson - Jetpacking from bed

    If your Friday night includes all of the following:

    Cheap beer, gun, Jack Daniels, Charlie Daniels, pick up truck, a chainsaw, your buddy, and a trip to the emergency room.

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on May 23rd, 2009

    Don Gorgeous George

    You might be a redneck if you sit in a trailer all day drinking malt liquor, watching Jerry Springer, talking about how great George W. Bush is, wearing a wife beater, having sex with your sister, watching Nascar, and cooking canned food all day.

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  • by Bastian2288 on May 23rd, 2009

    Bastian2288

    There are three on the right column of this page:

    http://www.highclassblogs.com/Funny-Videos.html

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