Please tell me an original "You might be a redneck Joke"?
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You might be a redneck if the color of the back of your neck is approximately #FF0000. You might be a redneck if finding buckshot in your cornbread is good luck. I'm not good at making up jokes.
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you happen to be part of the large percentile of people in my small town.
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You make statements like "You might be a redneck if.."
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You might be a redneck if you've been married three times but still have the same in-laws You might be a redneck if you think Genitalia is an Italian airline You might be a redneck if you think opossum is the other white meat You might be a redneck if you think a quarter horse is the ride out in front of Wal-Mart You might be a redneck if your huntin dog had a litter of pups in the living room and noone noticed You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels YOu might be a redneck if you refer your fifth grade year as your "senior- year"
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You might be a red neck, if you give direction to the pizza guy as 'it's the trailer with the pink plastic chair on the roof'. They live about 4 miles from me.
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You might be a redneck if the car you drive is worth more than your trailer home
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If your Friday night includes all of the following: Cheap beer, gun, Jack Daniels, Charlie Daniels, pick up truck, a chainsaw, your buddy, and a trip to the emergency room.
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There are three on the right column of this page: http://www.highclassblogs.com/Funny-Videos.html
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You might be a redneck if you sit in a trailer all day drinking malt liquor, watching Jerry Springer, talking about how great George W. Bush is, wearing a wife beater, having sex with your sister, watching Nascar, and cooking canned food all day.
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